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I met Omah Lay today after listening to his album. He’s actually depressed but I solved the problem.

"A letter to the church in France:" "They're touching your Anointed and doing so much Harm to Him". 😭

PSG didn't eat breakfast this morning because 4 days ago, they 8-2 much😂

When she goes from “Goodmorninggggg” to “gm”

Current Status: ○ Single. ○ In a relationship. ● Waiting for Bruno’ 17th and 18th assists

You’re telling me that for me to be born it took 1 dad, 1 mom, 4 grandparents, 8 great‑grandparents, 16great‑great‑grandparents… and NONE of them left me even a single plot of land?

*message sent 8 hours ago* story posted 5 minutes ago:

This edit deserves an Oscar.

🚨 Vitinha on Chelsea trying to score a consolation goal: “At 3–0, the manager told us to calm down and let them play a bit more since we were at their home. We wanted them to get a consolation goal… but the score stayed the same. That surprised us.”

90+40 days AFCON REMONTADA

When you make an excuse not to go out and they come up with a solution

Betting company just called me and said I have to pay back my winnings I got for Senegal winning the Afcon

bodo glimt just lost all their aura

that first 30 minutes of acting like we didn't link up to to fuck is so goofy 😭😂

Bodo Glimt owner after hearing about Chelsea’s 2 years transfer ban

“Dear diary, day 74 of pretending to be a football coach… they still haven’t realised I’m actually Memphis Depay.” x.com/youngjohne8776…

Rested Psg have landed in London 😂😂