Terrenceology

this kind of thing is much more common than most Americans realize foreigners (spiritual and literal) blow through credit cards, rack up debt, then drop everything and go back to their country of origin.

mi hot take es que white lotus se pone mejor cada temporada y este monólogo fue lo mejor que ha hecho mike white

And driving

I wanna leave Twitter alone but can’t… it’s like a ghetto newspaper 🗞️😭

AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT FINDS IT FUCKING INSANE THAT THE MAJORITY OF THE US GOVERNMENT IS ACTUALLY TRYING TO PUNISH A COMEDIAN FOR TELLING A JOKE, BUT NOT THE PRESIDENT FOR TERRORIZING THE WORLD AND THREATENING TO DEMOLISH AN ENTIRE CIVILIZATION 🤷 RIDICULOUS 🤡

twitter is cigarette for the eyes

Before the Internet, we didn’t even know how dumb everyone was. We suspected of course, but now we have proof.

it all works out on a random tuesday

first in my bloodline to ignore whatever the bloodline believes in

please just be kind to people.

The first thing you should know about me is that I'm not you. A lot more will make sense after that.

american assassins when its school kids donald trump

You have to rewatch the last airbender every once in a while to keep your heart pure

This ain’t DiscussingFish

The first US President to survive three assassination attempts. FYI: all were staged.

Everything Works Out EXACTLY Like It’s Suppose To. Hang in there. ☺️

T-minus 3 days

I’m gonna throw up

I like people who find a way There is always a way

I CAN NOT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣