Terrible Parents

Love reading to my kids!

Made my children dinner. The muscle was a bit chewy, but all in all, a good meal.

I told the cops I was just laughing so hard at @miilkkk 's tweets that I didn't see the kids crossing the street.

Got my kids off of the bus today. Had to use a spatula, they were stuck to the bumper good!

Don't worry, I'm just like little kids. You never have to feed me even if you retweet me!

Out here in the forest, it's tough to keep warm. That's why we sold our children for firewood.

My son kept crying today so I have him a plastic bag and told him to go play... Haven't heard from him since. Mission: Accomplished

I have some extra summer camp flyers for the Jerry Sandusky Penn State Football Camp if anybody needs one.

Go ask your mother

I couldn't afford a stroller, but who needs one when you have a leash. Mission: Accomplished

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