Terroni

Guess who smells like the gym? Guess who shares too much to ever successfully date online?

@_Susanlee_ So...you're not actually giving out free Viagra? Shit.

Clothes shopping. One of my least favorite things.

Happy Monday. (Easy for me to say as I have the day off.)

@JesusNeedsNewPR Das ist kühl.

I'm going back to bed now. Because I can.

Must blog. TODAY.

Excuse me, maintenance man, could you move so I can get into my fridge?

This maintenance man is a licensed plumber just like I'm a world class athlete. So, you know, I have concerns.

Woke up this morning to the sound of the lawn mower, the smell of cut grass. Ahh...spring.

Air conditioning is broken. Cat is stuck behind the washer. And the case against domesticating rodents has been made.

HUGE apartment fire across the street. So...we're done complaining about our broken air conditioning.

Terroni, the kite flyer.

Just finished that paper that was due Friday. End of medical school and I've finally become the slacker student I always wanted to be.

Another shutter bites the dust.

A dinning room table. Perfect, as I've been looking for a place to sit and dinn.

@_Susanlee_ Congratulations!

@blurb Congratulations. She's beautiful.

@JesusNeedsNewPR Give me gas in my Ford, keep me chuggin' chuggin' chuggin'. Give me gas in my Ford, I pray. Hallelujah!

"Sucking dick and snorting pixie stix...that sounds like my initiation into Glee Club." -Joe's boyfriend