Terrence “Bagsmith” Stanley

“First they came for the blacks. And I said nothing because I was not black. Then they came for the Jews. And I said nothing because I was not Jewish. Then they stopped coming for people because all the problems were solved” #QOTD

“Now put a gold in all his Ballin is a Habit packs and porn on his Twitter feed every time he opens it in public”

Our society has devolved to the point that “ripping bag” has become corny high schooler terminology

@GoBucks_14 @MacroInsidgzin @CoachBTJordan @arvxll “This dumbass” is a robot. This is an AI generated reply, check his page. I 100% agree with you, but you are talking to a brick wall here. No clue what these people gain from automating replies either, just polluting the feed with BS

@MacroInsidgzin @CoachBTJordan @arvxll This dumbass hasn’t seen tape of Arvell. Reese doesn’t run past the olines, he bullies through them. Dumbass take of the day 😂

Crafting @arvxll

@JudyStroyer41 Jim, I’ve been in the office all day and must have missed a chapter here. I’d like to ask a reliable news outlet like yourself who Journey Prive is and what’s going on here. Thanks

A verified anonymous insider has confirmed that Journey Price, the Kansas Bar Girl, was involved in another controversy just last year, where her friend Julia McCaffree was caught on camera saying the N-word. #ReleaseTheHawkTiniFiles

@HedoTurkoglu67 An hour in the sauna or a hot shower then an adderall usually does it for me

Anyone know how to not be chronically depressed on a Sunday evening after a weekend of going out?

@embiidpreacher @lifestylebrazyy So is ours bro💔

@lifestylebrazyy Your qbs a dweeb

my qb is chronically online ✌🏽

Thanks for the addy drop off + brunch combo mom💳

“Yo bro you wanna dress like a total #phag at the bar tn”

@YounghoeKoon Give him a few lashings for good measure, his PPG will go up

Randomly generated 2k rookie 😭😭😭

@Hawk_Talk1 Can’t believe one of my closest friends is a celebrity in Bangladesh. Excited to have both of them down on campus next year

Hawk! We are on a timeline where thousands and thousands of Bangladeshi soccer fans might be tapped into Atlantic 10 soccer fixtures this fall

Random roommate (who doesn’t drink) is still sleeping at 4:45 PM. #chud

@Paddygonia Great to hear Pat. The Mossad hates to see a white boy getting after it. Just make sure to check in with me first if you were ever planning to step foot in Manayunk. I’ll tell my shooters to give you a pass

@TerryBagsmith Did just this actually and feeling better Terrence. Ready to get after it again tn!

Wawa was out of flash IVs. Anyone ever tried this to cure a hangover?

Dude I was just asking myself “I wonder if any of my boys are banging Clav’s foids lately” #ThereGoesDavis

@BobbyPipeBomb YNWA

You would think, after the first two car accidents and $100 million in his bank account, he’d hire a private driver. But here we are. Tiger congrats… You have proven yourself to be a fucking MORON once again.

@ComeToTheBay 🤝

@TerryBagsmith Yeah I’m cheating next time if i have to

My girl best friend just posted the hottest bikini picture on her story

@ComeToTheBay We might be the same man Herman. Girl was my hometown neighbor, drove her to school every day and we’d split a bottle and drive around town when there was nothing to do on weekends. Every time I found myself in a bed with her, I had a girlfriend at the time. Still haunts me

@TerryBagsmith I blew my shot when we hung out for a day and she bought everything with some dudes money (she never even met the guy) and I was in her bed. But I wouldn’t stop talking about this chick I was talking to 😭

@KevinEvanonX Congrats on the sex bro!

We fucked up.

Just discovered this whole music in the shower thing. Game changer. Disappointed nobody put me on sooner