Terry Guido

*Listens to Welcome to the Black Parade once* #gameofthrones

It’s funny watching TV shows that make getting into college such a big deal. I promise once you graduate and get a horrible stupid desk Job you would do anything for your money back.

All I can think about while watching @MakingAMurderer part 2 is how Steve Avery’s mom looks just like the chocolate lady from spongbob.

@helllohailey I’ll be there with ya!

I am actually going to fully commit to doing sober January and I’m oddly excited about it

@hauntologist4 Let’s go!

I’m back bitches!

@Adrionic3000 🙋🏻‍♂️

take applications for a new detroit hardcore band but every member is under 5’8 called scat pack

@Adrionic3000 Preach

(NO I DIDNT CUT MY HAIR) but get a flattop u cowards n stop being boring… first flattop is free on me

let's see your always sunny costumes 👇

@soupjamstevens Spice

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@Adrionic3000 I’ll let you walk around with Jonas to pick up hella babes

@TerryGuido imma do push ups on the beach while smokin a cig

going on probation next month, start going to the gym today and getting back to the animal crossing grind. bout to be full cock diesel on belle isle this summer you whores

Thanks

@hauntologist4 Hahaha it caught me off guard

“I’m drinking with my right hand. That’s weird.” -@TerryGuido

@hopeciotti I didn’t know it but Jonas was born on mean girls day

@F0RGETY0URNAME ❤️❤️

Drinking a beer at my barbers, feeling like a man

@hopeciotti @itspushpush Hahaha I really do

@hopeciotti My boy

@aaronlanctot @stoolpresidente I really do

@stoolpresidente @TerryGuido you need this shirt

I’d wear the shit out of this shirt

@not_christian 🙋🏻‍♂️

finished a little bowery piece. hmu if you want it.

@AHacias @aaronlanctot @br_betting 14 is one of my numbers I’d have been rich

@aaronlanctot @br_betting @TerryGuido There’s no way

TEN RED FOURTEENS IN A ROW 😱 (via farhazkheraj/IG)