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Sikuizi una pumzika tu kidogo unagongwa sadness out of nowhere. Whats this life buana!

Shida hata haikuangi kuguza mfuko ukose simu,ni ukiguzaguza mara zingine mbili na bado uikose.

Nakuaga heavy on siwezi kupea my hard earned money for free.Kama unataka pesa you have to earn it ndio maana kama umeoffer services siwezi kopa nitakulipa tumalizane. Sasa naendaga ushago vijana wanataka uwaspoil kama dem mamae, unfortunately heri uende kwetu upasue kuni nikulipe

@the_specter_xyz 👍

@TerryRackens Guza

Unaenda kutafuta pesa asubui unarudi na deni

Nimesteam cabbage ushago nikaambiwa ningeacha wakulie kwa shamba 😆

Must we date? Can't we be friends and do bad things, ahiiiiiii!!

@OkothKopondo @Shanny_sz Noma

@TerryRackens @Shanny_sz Ni mbaya

Ndo kujiskia sahii,zero shillings in my account,no baby mama na Niko kadi.

Mwanaume anajipiga mirror selfie ni gay;mwanaume anafaa kujipiga tu mangumi.

Watu wa 9-5 I am again asking you humbly muwache wivu. Mnafungua mlango nanguvu sana mkienda kazi,mnagongesha gate,mnapigisha miguu kwa stairs,all because you are jealous you have left us sleeping. Tafadhali sio sisi tuliwaambia muapply izo kazi. Let the unemployed sleep in peace

Niko hapa kw mat na naona kuna dem amepatana na tweet yangu..ame smile mbaya sana, sijui nimwambie I'm the author😂

Huyo ameogopa kuaambia mrembo eti he doesn't have the 5K she is in need of juu she will break up with him. Pendeni watu wanawapenda jo! Wangu juzi amekataa kunipikia pork akarudi kwao the following morning. Sai ananiaambia ako kwa Easy Coach amefika Kericho anakuja na mbuta, Haha

Sometimes you just have to say "maybe he's gheiiiiiiii" and walk away.

If the profit is greater that the punishment commit that crime my nigga💀🚩

Lakini sometimes Sisi Wakenya ni wajinga mtu ako Qatar anataka Sisi tukufe Kwa streets na yeye ni hashtag tu ndio anafinya

Next week siku kama hii nitakuwa nishapea mimba baddie nilibag kwa maandamano ya reject fuel prices

Ovulation time usiwahi jaribu kukasirisha dem yako if you know you know.

Millennials hatupendi mkate.

@_kamjoro254 😂😂

@TerryRackens Aja uvala 😂😂

Single souls badala waungane wapendane wanaanza kukemeana 😂😭

@_kamjoro254 😂Mi bois nduguu

@TerryRackens Ipo siku mama