criminally bored

@thingskatedid did nazi this tweet coming

if you don't want nazis turning up at your event, have you tried not saying stuff that nazis believe

@msuster @SVB_Financial lol

1/ More in the VC community need to speak out publicly to quell the panic about @SVB_Financial ... I believe their CEO when he says they are solvent and not in violation of any banking ratios & goal was to raise & strengthen balance sheet

@ohshidt not enough freebird

Foundry worker puts wet scrap metal in furnace

@cherthedev @keybank this genuinely fucking sucks. can we do anything to help?

I have to get a payday loan to pay my rent. Thanks, @keybank! Really glad I trusted my hard-earned wages with you.

@wormwood_stars @thingskatedid CCO, chief classification officer

@thingskatedid for me it's always having to stop myself from saying "yep that's my job!" whenever someone talks about "clarifying" something

my extreme self restraint at not starting emails with "Hi, Great name!" every time I email somebody called Katherine

@thingskatedid kate…

good news! i ate an elastic band

@brianarn @kefimochi Rebuilt at no cost? Please tell us more. 👀

@kefimochi Herman Miller whatever works best. People love the Aeron. I have a Mirra. I bought it in 2011 and by warranty it’s been rebuilt at no cost a couple times. It’s so worth it.

@Raspberry_Pi @TobyRobertsPi why, man?

We hired a policeman and it's going really great. Meet our Maker in Residence, @TobyRobertsPi. raspberrypi.com/news/meet-rasp…

@MichalSzorad @youyuxi lmao man’s out here shilling his blog

@youyuxi Hope this blog post is useful michalszorad.medium.com/how-to-center-…

No flexbox, I'm disappointed

@look__its_sarah softer skin, multiple orgasms AND happiness??? alright i think i’m sold

@look__its_sarah where can i find some emotions?

@kefimochi oh my god she👏 is 👏so 👏perfect 👏

@thingskatedid i can feel the sarcasm dripping from this tweet 👀

this is a pro-elon account now. woo. yay elon. hooray. i think you're the best and not at all morally abhorrent and everything you do is definitely good. i like cars and other kinds of exceedingly inefficient transport systems! please don't ban me. woo. yay

@thingskatedid GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

ridiculous system. in the UK you turn up, give your name, and mark an X with a pencil on a piece of paper. then your prime minister fucks the head of a dead pig, the next one is ousted by someone whose entire cabinet resigns, and the one after is outlived by an iceberg lettuce

@thingskatedid that took me a minute to parse

yours truly, proud posessor of two new holes

@thingskatedid using this at my next technical talk,, thank you kate

❌ ladies & gentlemen ❌ folks ❌ hey gang ✅✅✅ sinners, criminals, reprobates

@hawkinsw you alright there, mate? some days, i feel like that too!

okay, world, congratulations. You defeated me.

@thesoleromero the existence of casual sex implies the existence of competitive sex

Sex was never meant to be casual.

you’re tripping balls. the queen’s dead and you’re tripping balls.

@thingskatedid Softeng Twitter is going off. Thank you, Kate.

*eric rosen voice* OH NO MY QUEEN