Tess Alexandra

@moore_jaynie 💀💀💀 bro

I just got called a civilian by a guy in the Air Force, someone please tell me was this an insult?

@barstoolWSD Holy shit our dogs are twins

Happy National Dog Day Ace, the most handsome, well behaved puppy on earth!

I swear I feel serotonin trickling in my body when I hear the Love Island opening credit song 😂👏🏼

FIRST LOOK: Russel Wilson in Broncos uniform

Me every-time Patrick starts singing #toohottohandle

Oh hell yeah

@bean_darby Is that your Versace scarf??

Long Juan’s in the bar wasn’t the best decision I’ve ever made

@smfen That’s why we let you win at darts, twice.

Birthday week in full effect

@bean_darby I AM LOLING 😂

“We’re gonna go around and say what we are thankful for”

@auzwright Snag me one too plz

Woke up to 4 fur coats(wide range of different animals) in my shopping cart. Good call not buying them last night but now I gotta buy one

“East side night at the state fair is like Hinterland for meth heads.” @Brooks4Real

@kaymariex0x0 I think it’s because he preaches family in all the movies and in the latest one that came out he has an actual brother he’s never talked about.

Someone tell me what these vin diesel memes are I’m so confused

Watching @JeremiahBuoni take that shot of Jameson #FloribamaShore #MTVFloribamaShore #MTV

@ASOS I sent you a return over 2 weeks ago and it hasn’t been processed!!

I just paid 18 dollars for a salad. If I am not Dwayne The Rock Johnson tomorrow morning I will fucking lose my mind

@auzwright You got the pee poops ?

#GoodTrouble season 3 WYA????

Saturdays hit different when the first thing that touches your lips is alcohol 🙄

@ADerrick_ What happened