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@Tess_Macheeks

Just an ordinary girl, but sometimes, I'm funny. 🤭🤭 Mantra: Kwa ground vitu ni different!!! #ManU❤

Nairobi, Kenya Katılım Temmuz 2015
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Macheeks@Tess_Macheeks·
My God is about to do some mighty things for me! He is about to open unfathomable doors! His favour is about to move! Writing this as a reminder to myself so that when it starts happening I am reminded of His steadfast love and faithfulness! I decree that my season is here! ❤️
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Macheeks@Tess_Macheeks·
Also perhaps to clarify. The peanut butter doesn't have honey. We sell both peanut butter and honey but separately. Even though right now the honey is out of stock.
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𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
OH HE’S ACTUALLY INCREDIBLE FOR THIS OMFG😭😭😭
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WebcyteSammy
WebcyteSammy@Webcyte22·
Never think all the High School girls are not serious ohh. How did that back pack turn top? Creativity at its best👏🙌🏿👌🏿🤣
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Waken Minds 𓂀
Waken Minds 𓂀@wakenminds·
"you need a degree to build a house" Men without degrees 500 years ago:
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Anish Moonka
Anish Moonka@anishmoonka·
A lion can stand three feet from your face on a safari and not even register that you exist. To its brain, you and the jeep are the same animal. One big weird shape that doesn't smell like food. Stand up though, and you go from invisible to dinner in under a second. For the lion, you and the other tourists never register as separate people. The whole jeep looks like one giant creature made of metal and fabric and humans all smushed together. That shape has no scent of any prey animal, and it moves nothing like one. The brain searches its mental file of every animal it's ever hunted, finds no match, and moves on. Lions learn this from their mothers. In places like the Serengeti or Maasai Mara, they see more than 100 of these jeeps a day. Cubs grow up watching mom ignore every truck. They copy what mom does. After a few generations, an entire population of lions has decided that safari vehicles are boring background noise, no different from trees or rocks. Hunting is expensive. A lion that picks the wrong target won't have enough energy left to catch the right one tomorrow. So when the brain sees a weird shape that doesn't fit anything in its hunting memory, it just skips it. But the whole truce hangs on one rule. The shape has to stay the same. The second someone stands up or leans out the window, the big creature breaks apart. Suddenly there's a person-sized snack standing where a big boring shape used to be. The lion's brain registers the change in under a second. In June 2015, a 29-year-old American filmmaker rolled down her window at a park near Johannesburg to take a photo. A lioness was already a meter from the truck, just watching. It lunged through the open window and bit her in the neck. She died at the scene. Ten years later, in September 2025, a zookeeper at Safari World in Bangkok stepped out of his vehicle in the lion section. One lion charged. The rest of the pride joined within seconds. The park had run these tours for over 40 years and nobody had ever died like that. Craig Packer has spent over 40 years studying lions and started the world's first lion research center back in 1986. He's said it plainly more than once. Lions don't have much patience for humans acting weird. Sit still and you're part of the furniture; move suddenly and you're a target. The truce works because every lion in those parks grew up watching its mom ignore the trucks. Break the pattern, and the whole thing falls apart in about as long as it takes to stand up.
Nurse@MaysaBolelli

Afrika'da hayvanlar safari araçlarına neden saldırmaz?

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MEN@Ez_ek_ie·
Japan is living in 2050
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Sr. Ruqueza
Sr. Ruqueza@infarruco·
Que puta pasada, los pelos de punta. Esto sí que es arte. Y los taurinos nos lo quieren vender como un animal agresivo, cuando solo busca cariño y comprensión. 👏👏👏
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Typical African
Typical African@Joe__Bassey·
Kenyan engineer Joseph Nguthiru turns water hyacinth into biodegradable plastic, reducing mosquito breeding grounds, cutting plastic waste, and creating green jobs for the community.
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uMARAZOR@zizithebadgal·
You’re not polygamous ,you just need two people to love you at the same time because your parents didn’t.
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NO CONTEXT HUMANS
NO CONTEXT HUMANS@HumansNoContext·
Regular baby: start crying Russian baby: going again
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Nature 🦜and Music 🎶
A family of cheetah sleep with the forest guard every night. This is what the camera recorded.
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This Account Makes You Happy
This Account Makes You Happy@FeelYouHappy·
Baby hearing for the first time.. 🥺 His reaction is just so pure😍
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Wolf of X
Wolf of X@WolfofX·
"Son go stand in that pothole." "Sure thing dad."
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Natania Marshall ✞
Natania Marshall ✞@NataniaMarshall·
You can’t be a Christian and support homosexuality. You also can’t be a Christian and hate gay people.
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👑@coffeededo_o·
Thats something I would do. lol
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Wholesome Side of 𝕏
Wholesome Side of 𝕏@itsme_urstruly·
The difference between drinking coffee and tea 😂😂
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