Andrew Morton

@fxcrnr I'll be sure to keep sleeping on a mattress 👍

Pour me something tall and strong, make it a Hurricane, before I go insane.

This reminds me of @TestingChef‘s way of including people in small chat groups at conferences. He welcomes the newcomer to the group and gives a short summary about the currently ongoing discussion, to include them quickly into the chat. Try it! It also works in online meetings!

Know someone who might benefit from the Ministry of Testing Scholarship? Pass this on. buff.ly/3XD2TaP

I don't know why we bothered buying her a bowl of her own.

@TestSprite @ministryoftest We moved news and this tweet was scheduled using the old url. The link now redirects correctly.

@ministryoftest Sorry folks...

📰 We have some good news: the Blind Bird ticket sale for #TestBash UK 2023 has been extended until the 31st of January! 🥳 This means you'll have a few more weeks to get your hands on one or ask your work to get you one! You can read more about it here 👉 buff.ly/3QmFfNZ

Loki be like: "You no work, you play with me"

@james_christie This explains my Spotify playlists.

More cheese. It's not the answer to everything, but if in doubt a good rule of thumb is "more cheese".

Here's hoping all the gyms have performance tested their membership pages.

Question: Where the fuck am I supposed to sit?

@BaileysPodcasts I always wondered where that came from. I also wondered what the scientific term is.

If you have ever listened to View From The Longbox part of this clip should sound familiar.

Parody versions of songs are almost always better than the originals

@BaileysPodcasts I've always preferred it, but I am not sure this helps your point, since I have no taste.

That Grease 2 is far superior in every way to the first one.

Because two is not enough apparently. (This is at my parents house)

Merry Christmas everyone 🎄

@ThePirateTester At least 8 people at time of this reply.

I feel like Twitter collapsing is only encouraging me to ramble more on here, and let loose the random stuff in my head. Who is still reading stuff?!

@TesterFromLeic @FriendlyTester That last line has been my entire Twitter experience. It's been most of my life experience, come to think about it.

@FriendlyTester I'm going to stick with it. I just started building up some steam sharing things, so I'll continue with that. Although I realise I may end up speaking to myself 😅

Twitter is not getting any better. I use to love Twitter, I'd open it to a wall of insight and people I want to see. Now it's depressing and bleak. And people shouting at EM. Is anyone else playing a waiting game, if so, how long are you willing to wait? I'm getting tired.

It's a dawg garn miracle

It's a dawg garn miracle

The sad thing is, he may have won the championship, but he never managed to Ketchum all. #Pokemon