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HIV Crystals Not Allowed Back To Earth (cure doomed to low-earth orbit).

@LaffingLions @LaurenWitzkeDE Nah, it's because the books are all water-stanky.

@LaurenWitzkeDE The most telling photo is Detroit's Mark Twain Library...abandoned but still fully stocked. Anyone could steal these books at any time. Free books, no library card required. They won't loot what they don't value.

What happened to Detroit?

@Culture_Crit Sure we can. Smokey-colerdy flag.

@DailyBlisss @ianmiles @peta Especially when you comb their excess fleece off

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@ianmiles You have to get that downy hair off before you arrange the sushi!

@ianmiles Black people invented rice. The Chinese discovered it in Africa. They found some and said, "DON'T TOUCH IT! PICK IT UP WITH STICKS!" The rest is history.

Is this true? Why aren't they teaching this in universities?

@RealJamesWoods Imagine having a huge collection of shitty ties like this guy...

You better come in heavy, champ.

@MikeSington He should market one of those iron-filing hair Woolly Willie face magnet pencil activity pictures of himself....Beardy Brando™

After allegations of sexual assault and rape, Russell Brand is being canceled. His comedy tour was halted, YouTube has stopped all ad revenues on his popular channel, and the BBC has begun removing all content that features him.

@ianmiles He's apparently not a raging drunk like most Irish

Say something nice about Dylan Mulvaney.

@notkennyrm @LibertyCappy The Wuhan Family

@LibertyCappy Caption: Mother embraces son and daughter-in-law before plastic-bag double-suicide

@suzyhotrod55 Hey Hotrod. Listened to your last show complaining about sitting still, hurting. Me too. Spent a lot of years doing what you did except on the street instead of round and round a track bumping into other girls...(I'm a guy). Watching Rollerball now. Both of 'em.

@BreitbartNews I'd take her out. 1st, go-cart rides. Then a tractor-pull, chili cookout, and maybe drag race after. Next day, we go out with a Japanese whaling crew for some mammaling.

Get a job. trib.al/kc4pNiy

@HumansNoContext My names still glop

What would your name be without these letters?

@POTUS It's time for shills like yourself to disappear.

It’s time billionaires paid at least a 25% minimum tax.

@XqueezeMePlease @clownworld Too late ya tipless beotch!

@lporiginalg At the Crack Pipes Shatter national headquarters?

@Travis_in_Flint Uhhhh, that's not helping colordy folks innit?

@JackPosobiec Damn. Nips all crooked.

BREAKING: Disturbing new shirtless photos of Danelo Cavalcante now emerging

@KanekoaTheGreat Haven't forgotten the Reichtag fire or the Polish radio station attack, either.

Never forget