Tex "Suplex" McTex

@UpAndyBrown @Blitzkrieg_Pro This would be the fastest tapout not only in the history of Blitzkrieg Pro, but in all of wrestling history. After, like 30 minutes. Regardless, I will take your title, Mr. Brown, please and thank you. -Sincerely, Tex "Suplex" McTex, The Big Hossdaddy

I’ve been through all of the @Blitzkrieg_Pro regulars at this point… On 10/14, who wants to step up to the THICCC DADDY? Let’s get some new blood.

What I love about the wrestling community, I just got engaged and it was a beautiful moment and some of the first people to comment on the post were guys I wrestled at the collegiate level from other teams. It’s war on the mats but a brotherhood in the world Respect and Love ❤️🫶🏻

Wait a minute, you can DM on this app? That's ridiculous. I'm gonna search up Billy Corgan, Konnan, Triple H and Tony Khan real quick. But that's just silly, who would do that on Twitter?

Yes, I know you heard the rumors. They are, in fact, true. I do eat Outmeal Raisin cookies. In fact, they're probably my favorite besides Chocolate Chip. And yes, I drink whole milk straight-up out of a cup, like a true American. Didn't you learn from Kurt Angle?

Threw a piece of tape in the garbage from three feet away, and lemme tell ya, in that moment.... I felt like Mr. Perfect.

If you're gonna create me in any video game, make the overall 100. Please, at least for historical and accurate purposes. That includes racing and sports games. #videogames #wwe2k23 #AEWFightForever #wrestling #prowrestling #realism

Before Bell Time: "Alright, the mat wrestling fundamentals should get this job done. No high risk, Tex, think of your knees and back." Two Minutes in: "Alright, Texrana it is." #prowrestling #texrana #texmctex #luchalibre #wrestling #luchatex

"Tex, your mic work is good, why don't you protect your body a little more with some lower-risk offense?" Yeah, but my name's not "Hip Toss" McTex, brother. #prowrestling #WWE #AEW #impactwrestling #NWA #njpw #texmctex

Zig-Zaggity, Arm Draggity, Hot Taggity. Ain't no way they're gonna break me and Randy Wentworth's secret tag team language. Uncrackable. #prowrestling #WWERaw #AEW #NWA #IMPACTonAXSTV #njpw #tagteam #WinWithWentworth #snowflakemountain #texmctex

Of course I put rub-on tanner on brother, be professional. #Professional #wrestling #WWE #AEW #IMPACTonAXSTV #NWA #tanning

If I could be anybody on Earth, I think I'd wanna be Tex McTex. Wait a minute. #prowrestling #WWE #AEW #ImpactWrestling #njpw #texmctex

Yes @WWE , I saw you made the Big Gold the main strap again. I had to adjust my tv antennas, but yes, I caught a glimpse of it. Hand it over. Or, you can take the WCW U.S. Title from 1992, and just make that my custom title. Your choice, but hand it over. #WWERaw #WWE

I'm the future David Hasselhoff of this generation. #wrestling #prowrestling #USA #80spopculture #WWE #AEWDynamite #NWA #NJPWスマホプレミアム #AAA #iconic #ImpactWrestling

Hey, Mr. Reigns. Wait, what? He's still World Champion? That can't be right, I'll be back. I gotta go to Wikipedia really quick. Oh my. Anyways, fight me for the Undisputed Title please. I wanna be like my wrestling hero, Chris Jericho. #WrestleMania #WWE #WWERaw #wrestling

I was born on a monday night. In other words, I was born to be primetime. #wrestling #prowrestling #WWE #WWERaw #AEWDynamite #texmctex #NWAPowerrr #njpw #AAA #cmll

You ever get your entrance theme over so hard, you accidentally pop when it comes on during your workout playlist? No? Oh, me neither. #wrestling #prowrestling #WWE #AEWDynamite #NWAPowerrr #njpwworld #ImpactWrestling #texmctex #music #Europe #dangeronthetrack

This is the type of vibe I'm tryin' to have with the NWA World Title. #wrestling #prowrestling #wwe #AEW #nwa #NWAPowerrr #ImpactWrestling #texmctex #njpw #surfsup #WinnersWin

Spoilers: "Oh yeah, he's gonna enter the Rumble, and a source of mine says it's him, Austin, and Rock at the final three. It's gonna be tough for the other two, his pop is gonna be bonkers. Especially with the Texmobile & bedazzled cowboy hat." -Meltzer (Maybe) #RoyalRumble

They're usually like: "That Tex McTex, when he's on-screen, it's like a GQ Model decided to become a wrestler on the side. I'm tellin' ya, something animalistic just goes off inside of me when I see him." And then they see me in person, and find nothing's changed. I get it.