Jacob Hyett

This account is dedicated to my brother who I would talk Houston’s sports with all the time. RIP Jeremy

I never get too excited about Draft grades because of the movie Draft Day. The movie follows a GM who makes a terrible trade but still "wins" the draft. Too bad he works for the Cleveland Browns, meaning the story still ends in tragedy.

I feel like this is the time of year we normally bring back Dare.

@htownGamb1er As Nick said last night, it's just draft slots. No need to panic

NICK WHATS GOING ON??

Just drafting guys that can play both center and guard. We could have drafted Sam Hecht

@LandryLocker I hear it's perfectly normal for two dudes to lock fingers like that these days.

We are getting crazy now 😂

Not a Biden fan but under fire? For one, let's have grace for someone with Cancer that has metastasized. Also, the guy kind of looks like Obama. If he didn't say it and you saw the pictures you would think so too.

@LandryLocker what do you think Alpha Aaron is doing for Texans inside information and is not calling the next day the reason DeMeco doesn't like him?

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

@KyleYoakum @BigSargeSportz You said we are under grace & then followed it up with a question that throws doubt at those under grace. I don't have tattoos because you don't throw bumper stickers on a Cadillac. However, not a lot of people get tattoos to worship baal today. So Leviticus doesn't apply here

@BigSargeSportz My mom always told me the Bible says to not get tattoos. Later I found Scripture in the OT to not mark your body. Although we are not under law, but grace, I still don’t see why so many God-fearing men and women get tattoos these days.

#HearMeOut We can’t possibly be talking about a QB getting tattoos in 2026 can we…Like seriously…What are we doing…If you think Stroud can’t be a franchise guy because of tattoos…🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️ #Sheesh #Sarge

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Chuck Norris told a woman to calm down and she did.

When Chuck Norris arrived in heaven, he was the one who had to tell the angels, "Fear not."

Let's win this Super Bowl for Chuck

Much Respect to a guy that would make my stomach turn before we played him. He made NRG stadium his home once a year and there wasn't a thing we could do about it.

Babylon Bee is pure genius every day.

@PCreighton1 @RpsAgainstTrump I think you can point at Biden because he had the largest pull from the SPR in the history of our country. Instead of encouraging drilling he pulled from our reserves. Reserves we could be using now to calm prices.

@RpsAgainstTrump Damn that Joe Biden for starting a war in Iran this month. How dare he.

BREAKING: JD Vance blames soaring gas prices on Joe Biden.

I was at the last oilers game and I couldn't care less what jersey color Tennessee uses. The Houston Oilers are dead.

@Cam_jahn All you're asking for

PULL THE TRIGGER, WYATT TELLER IN HOUSTON BY THE END OF THE DAY PLEASE NICK. ITS ALL WERE ASKING FOR

@theeezy1 There's no guarantee that he can. This isn't Madden. You can't just move someone to a new position and it work out.

@Texans4real Damn can Wyatt teller not play lg ?

Fun fact: Wyatt Teller plays the same position as Ed Ingram. So, despite what Madden might suggest, bringing Teller in might not be a good idea.