♠️Bylgbryda Syhrblanwyn♠️

Nurse Bylg will see you now. (And she'll only take your temperature one way.)

@Krekkov @BannedDino Also a Lance main. Only played World & Wilds tho. The thing I'd want with Lance is something that makes us stand out compared to EVERY other shield weapon. Maybe a shield charge or a damage reflecting block/skill? Make us the invincible wall they literally break themselves upon.

The only time lance felt bad was in MHGen when trying guild style and seeing that slow ass triple thrust at the end, for the best lance its hard to pick, classic lance with the un nerfed backhops, the later more block focus and the version in GU valor/striker/adept, rise and wilds where lance feels so flexible, imo lance might be the ONLY weapon that only got better without its role of sticking to the monster like glue being ruined But i would like a High MV move with lance that used the shield more, like GU and Rise's shield charge or an uppercut like the focus strike (but make it an actual move)

Do you feel your favorite weapon (GS, SnS, Bowgun, etc) needs something more? What is your favorite and least favorite iteration of said weapon? Is there a weapon you want to use but have been hesitant about trying? Does it need something more/less to convince you?

@Hyper_Mistress It's the type of work she enjoys so much, she even takes it home with her.

@TexasTies So nice of her to help out at the fertility clinic! I’m sure she’ll help lots of women get pregnant

Nurse Bylg will see you now. (And she'll only take your temperature one way.)

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@niacatsl Well, then we get to the actual exam and who knows how long THAT'LL take? You're definitely going to be out the rest of the day. It's okay, though, she'll write you a doctor's note.

@TexasTies Aww just an hour? Hm... Might have to stop by daily just to make sure I'm okay.

@takashi_heroshi Thank you!

@TexasTies Olala, looks so mesmerizing🥵😍

@niacatsl Oh, she'll be taking it multiple times per second... ... for an hour or so. Gotta keep a close eye on any fluctuations.

@TexasTies I'll need my temperature taken a few times though, hope that's okay~

@_whodatbo1 With more to come! And to answer your question:

@TexasTies Another Bylg art graces us again! Is she going to give a temperature check or a prostate exam though~?

Art by the fantastic @TrueLolzor

@fem_roe In the years to come they'll talk about "The Great Roegadyn Genetic Drift." and how the population of Eorzea shifted so dramatically.

@TexasTies Leaving trails of our adventures in way of pregnant moms >:)

POV: you are watching Bylg with every wife, in every kitchen, of every village she happens to be walking through. The next generation of a lot of villages is going to look very different (and yet all suspiciously alike 😏)

@TekakDek All that bull in so small a room. Must be like walking into a raring sauna. Breathe in that musky humidity ladies!

Just some bulls working out

@fem_roe Cece knows what's up.

@TexasTies Based and true

@TekakDek Tek and Bylg should hit up a village together sometime 😉

@TexasTies Just doing my part 🫡

@BoundingGoddess I'm glad so many fellow Fembulls are joining Bylg in her breeding duties! 💗

@TexasTies I'm doing my part! 🫡

@B1gBlackDragon Bylg while "Plap! Plap! Plap!" can be heard in the background:

@TexasTies The Roegadyn population is gonna skyrocket.

@TekakDek Nothing like fucking in full view of the front, living-room window. Give the people something to remember.

You could hear heavy, meaty sounds through the window and decided to take a peak. Seeing her swollen belly makes you feel like they've been at this for a long while~

@TekakDek @SussyHellsguard What a cutie!

Getting a handful of @SussyHellsguard

@zorpoxXIV The Vanilla & Chocolate swirl is peak. (Saying this as Bylg's wife is as pale as Freya.)

the vanilla chocolate saga continues this one is for you snake fiends: