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@Texasman

Texas conservative and family man. Habitual line stepper. Jokester extraordinaire. I like my coffee black, my government small, and my recoil manageable.

Texas, USA Katılım Haziran 2008
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JP@Texasman·
I had a nightmare last night that I connected my VPN on my phone, but accidentally selected a server in Africa. I then launched X and started seeing my followers drop to zero. Yeah, I have weird nightmares...
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@CynicalLatina Would be fun to explain to coworkers 😆
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@CynicalLatina LOL!!! I just bring the night-vision with me 😂
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Cynical Latina@CynicalLatina·
I really hate those timed lights. Lucky ill turn on the flashlight on my phone. LMAO... but the bathroom gets really creepy with all the lights off.
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Steve 🇺🇸@SteveLovesAmmo·
You can really date someone by asking what cartoons they grew up watching. Me for example were: Dinosaurs, Ahh! Real Monsters and Aladdin.
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Cynical Latina@CynicalLatina·
HAHAHA! YESSSS! This is me. Who else hates people and can relate?
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JP@Texasman·
@tranfanatic @SoveyX I’ve got the sleep motivation! Hopefully I get decent sleep tonight (6 hours +). Have a good night
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Sonny Tran@tranfanatic·
@Texasman @SoveyX Goodnight to you as well, JP! Yes, just one more day to make it to the weekend. Time to get semi-motivated.
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Sovey@SoveyX·
Stayed late at work tonight and I’m completely wiped. Calling it an early night, I don’t have anything left in the tank. Talk to you tomorrow!
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The Last Days of Dave
The Last Days of Dave@LerkyLou1·
@SoveyX I was shy in high-school then a new girl started riding my bus she was a couple years older than me. We never spoke but every morning she would fall asleep laying her head on my shoulder. I just accepted it. I thought she must be really exhausted so I didn't mind it.
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JP@Texasman·
@tranfanatic @SoveyX Have a good night Sonny! One more day til the weekend!
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Sonny Tran@tranfanatic·
@SoveyX Goodnight Sovey! Hope you wind down well and have a great sleep. Take care, my friend!
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JP@Texasman·
@Andacht32 @SoveyX That was a funny GIF to use. And lets be honest... We all got VERY TIRED of Preston Garvey!
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Sovey@SoveyX·
I think I’ve officially reached the end of the Internet. Stay inside. It’s weird out there.
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JP@Texasman·
@tranfanatic @SoveyX Sorry, not sure if this is Japan... It just reminded me of seeing sleepy Japanese commuters on the trains because of the long hours they work.
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JP@Texasman·
@tranfanatic @SoveyX I just don't get it... The Japanese people work crazy long hours for no extra money. Their economy has been in a recession for over 30 years! So many people on the trains late at night because they feel obligated to work long hours. I am so sad for them 😥
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Glad@GladYuengling·
I offended so many by calling a bison a buffalo. This is a perch....or sunfish.
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JP@Texasman·
@ironcanary Good night! I will probably be checking on my X peeps around 2AM-3AM tomorrow morning 😬
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Iron Horse@ironcanary·
What an amazing sight! Well, that’s a wrap for me. I’ve got to ride into the sunset. I may check in on things through the night and make sure there’s no funny business going on with y’all’s accounts. But for now, good night, sweet dreams, and hope to talk in the morning. 😁😴💤
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@Sassafrass_84 @SoveyX Donation made. I hope that God and medicine are able to cure him.
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Sassafrass84@Sassafrass_84·
Hey guys... we have a fellow patriot in desperate need. He has prostate cancer and could use some financial assistance. If you are unable to help, please pray and share it out. Thanks so much. 💕
We The People@cancerfightnow

“Four years of pain—doctors couldn’t explain it, savings wiped out, hope gone. Now prostate cancer, spread to bladder. Meds, mortgage, food, bills—everything crushes me. Insurance barely helps. I’m still fighting. If you can spare anything, link below: gofund.me/24149958a

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JP@Texasman·
@SoveyX Have a good night Sovey.
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Glad@GladYuengling·
It's 5:15pm and I'm like "did I take my medicine this morning, hmmmm"
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Electrofier@electrofier·
@SoveyX What happens when it starts hallucinating?
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Sovey@SoveyX·
A Buddhist monk robot powered by ChatGPT. What could possibly go wrong?
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JP@Texasman·
@Files247X @SoveyX You are correct. After I read my post, I thought of many better ways to say it 😞
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XFiles@Files247X·
@Texasman @SoveyX Make appliances mature again?! Maoa just doesn’t have the same ring to it?!
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Sovey@SoveyX·
This is a mid-century Chambers gas stove, built in the 1930s through 1950s, back when appliances were designed to outlive you. The entire design revolves around heat retention. These ovens are heavily insulated, so once they reach temperature, they hold it. You could preheat, shut the gas off, and the oven would keep cooking using stored heat alone. No electronics, no sensors, just thermodynamics doing exactly what it’s supposed to. That glowing panel on top isn’t for show either. It’s a gas-fired broiler or griddle, built to deliver intense, even heat across a solid surface. They’re also incredibly heavy, and that’s not accidental. The mass stabilizes temperature, reduces fluctuations, and gives you more consistent results. It’s the opposite of the lightweight, fast-heating approach most modern stoves use. There’s a clear difference in philosophy here. This wasn’t built to be replaced. It was built to work.
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