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@Texasman

Texas conservative and family man. Habitual line stepper. Jokester extraordinaire. I like my coffee black, my government small, and my recoil manageable.

Texas, USA Katılım Haziran 2008
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@NoDMsPerfavore I need more info. Can we see a parking demonstration?
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⭕ Brock Pierson
⭕ Brock Pierson@brockpierson·
Are you able to drink coffee without sugar?
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Sovey@SoveyX·
Meet Tatsuya Tanaka, the Japanese artist turning sponges into landscapes, broccoli into forests, and staple removers into dinosaurs. 🦖 Watch the montage below 👇
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@SoveyX @elonmusk Boy you really catfished us with that profile pic 🤣
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Sovey@SoveyX·
@elonmusk AA WiFi is the worst and super expensive!
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@SoveyX Morning Sonny!
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Sovey@SoveyX·
Back to work.
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@sullsquared2799 Yeah, I’m paranoid about poultry temp too. I always use a meat thermometer with chicken. You can get one like this for about $10. a.co/d/0cpXnrcZ
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Saved by Grace@sullsquared2799·
Thats pretty good. I sometimes get distracted and cook one side "really well done"(some would say burned but thats a relative term). Two things I cant do on the grill is steaks or chicken. I dont want to try steaks as the one time i did i overcooked them. And chicken? Undercooked is dangerous. Have i started rambling? ☺️☺️
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@ValagostX @GenXTalks1 Ohhh, Dr Hook! That’s a blast from the past! “Sharing The Night Together” was an awesome song! I still occasionally play it.
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Valagost@ValagostX·
@GenXTalks1 I saw Sha Na Na live with Dr. Hook at a local ice rink back in the late 70s.
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@RazarzEdge1 Morning! Once again, you have two coffees and so do I.
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Total Readiness@RazarzEdge1·
G’morning friends. ☕️☕️
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Cynical Latina@CynicalLatina·
SO what happened was....
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Total Readiness
Total Readiness@RazarzEdge1·
I paid tribute to six Army friends of mine today that were killed during Iraqi Freedom. I served beside them and I wanted to share a small part of their stories. The response from so many of you has been truly overwhelming. Thank you from the bottom of my heart…this was truly a special Memorial Day for me. God Bless each of you, Patriots. Rest easy fallen brothers. Never forgotten. ✝️🇺🇸💕
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Cynical Latina@CynicalLatina·
That one time I worked at an office and my coworkers decided to mess with our pictures.
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JP@Texasman·
@skeebo74 @atensnut I love X for this reason! People that didn’t watch TV in the 80s would have no idea what is going on in this post and replies.
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Skeebo74@skeebo74·
@atensnut It's Lee's stuntman that makes Majors look so fine....
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Juanita Broaddrick@atensnut·
This is a photo with an article on FB. It says it’s Farrah Faucet and Lee Majors from the 1970’s. It is Farrah but that is NOT Lee Majors. Don’t know who it is.
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@CynicalLatina Thinking back through all of the science shows that I watch… is it The Eye of The Sahara?
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Cynical Latina@CynicalLatina·
Can you guess what this is?
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Cynical Latina@CynicalLatina·
@Texasman Absolutely not. Galveston looks more like Willy wonkas chocolate river.
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Cynical Latina@CynicalLatina·
So pretty... I just wanna be in one of those pools.
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@CynicalLatina Haha! We all have to make sacrifices 🥴
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Cynical Latina@CynicalLatina·
Its 5pm. You made it.... here's a trophy.
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