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They have quality in attack, it’s just that those attackers are used as auxiliary defenders because Arteta doesn’t trust the “best CB pairing in the world”, the other 2 CBs he has babysitting them at fullback, or the 2 DMs he has babysitting his 4 CBs.

….. fuck

Love seeing Black people genuinely enjoying ICEMAN while the Kendrick brigade crashes out and twists bars to fit their own agendas 😊

Joe Hart on Pep's comment about regretting not giving him a chance at City: “I don't hold grudges. I gave my reasons, he gave his and he's the one with power. I liked him before, I like him now.” Love Joe, man. Brilliant human being. Proper blue. 🩵

Football data editor at Opta, @michael_reid11: "We obviously have data for all the Premier League era, so from 1992-93 onwards, but Salah's records were so ridiculous that we realised we had to go beyond that. The amount of times we were doing stats and you'd try to put other players up on a leaderboard but Salah would be just there ahead of them. It would be just impossible to get a table where Salah wasn't above this player because he was so multifaceted. What we tried to do was get maybe two or three Salah records or stats lined up before every game. He got to a point where every time he gets a goal or assist, there's some sort of record he's breaking."

Former #ManCity staff member on the 2018 Premier League title win: “Even though Pep wanted all these records we’d still go out. He’d be like ‘Right, Sunday, we’ve got a game but Monday, Tuesday we’ll go out’. It was every week. By the time we got to the actual parade my missus was like: ‘You can’t go out again, it’s getting beyond a joke! You’re out all the time.’ I’m like: ‘But Pep’s asking me to’. "Anyway, we’re in the canteen having a few beers before we got on the parade bus and Pep says ‘Are you out tonight?’ I say: ‘I can’t. I think I’ll be left homeless if I go.’ So Pep goes: ‘Well, stay at my apartment if you want.’ 'I can’t Pep, it’s my missus.’ ‘You want me to ring her? Come on, ring your missus.’ "Everyone was around us. My missus answered. ‘Hello, this is Pep.’ She says: ‘Who?’ ‘It’s Pep Guardiola.’ She’s gone: ‘All right, yeah, go on?’ ‘Listen, I know we’ve been out a lot recently but we’ve just won the Premier League. I’ll have him home by 2AM.’ My missus just replies, ‘One’ and hits the red button. Everyone’s there howling..." The real Pep Guardiola: Untold stories from a decade with City’s Pied Piper. Read @TelegraphDucker's full report on @TeleFootball. ⤵️ telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

This might be the best Salah quote ever. Stick it up at the Axa. #LFC

A person who means so much to so many. Thank you for everything, Robbo ❤️

Little rat gettin a pasting lovely viewing

😂😂😂😂🧊🧊🧊🧊

@chriiswavy He wasted no lyric no video no nothing. There’s always something hidden inside

I see now

@playpizzyy The replies to this are nuts, he’s got bangers for days on end. What a guy

This the only 7 that can compete.

Drake linked up with NYFlavaaa who always listens to Drake's music while driving with his kids 😭🔥

Tony Yayo and Uncle Murda going at Rick Ross after hearing Drakes bar “ I was aiding Ross with streams before Aiden Ross had ever streamed” “And officer Ricky about to drop an album. His shït gone go double wood. He aint making no noise when that shït drop, fvck outta here”😭🥀

you can’t make this shit up

Just be yourself man, nobody likes you anyways

This is why the shift to everyone hating each other has been so hard for millennials. Many of us went to diverse schools where everyone basically got along. Sure, jokes were made & bad people existed, but there was a general code of respect. Social media + rage bait ruined that

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: I have been going viral for exposing what Drake is doing to the elites that own Hip-Hop and how they attempted to manipulate the world by using Kendrick Lamar to push their NWO propaganda. I also broke down why Jay-Z is getting exposed and why Nicki Minaj and Drake are the greatest threat to industry right now. This all happened at the right time, I recorded this in February and it just got released today, the timing is crazy! I am not suicidal.

Ngannou is one scary mother fucker