Positive Troll

*POSITIVE TROLL INTENSIFIES*

This past year has been a bad one for so many people. With many feeling forgotten about, isolated and the inequality in society being more obvious than ever before. So we wanted to create and donate something for our local community that helped lift spirits.

HOPE O’CLOCK. Anyone else wake up feeling a little bit brighter today? Go at today with a baseball bat made of good vibes.

FORE MORE YEARS?! Nope. But, on the positive side @realDonaldTrump at least you’ll now have some time to get the odd round of golf in.

DRIVEBYINTHELOWRIDE! Hope you’re having a great Tuesday, I mean Wednesday, I mean Friday, I mean Monday, no Thursday. Whatever day it is look after you, your family, your brain and your health.

FLIPREVERSE! There’s a lot of down in the world right now but what’s the one thing that’s got the corners of your lips turned up these last few weeks? Start me a list of positivity.

Don’t wing it. Listen to Ashley.

@Pandamoanimum @TheMichaelMoran They are good lollies

Me on phone to my mum: Do NOT go on the bus to the shops. If you need anything I will get it and drop you any essentials on your doorstep. Is there anything you really need? My mum: I would like some of those Fruit Pastille push up ice lollies if you can get them. FFS!

LOVELOCKDOWN! As Mr West said, you’ve got to love a lockdown because it’ll help save lots of folk. Those are the lyrics (don’t check). Anyone want to fire up ChatRoulette again?

To do something you have to do nothing 💙

@___Q__ Thank you friend x

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@SusanCalman Hey Susan, I think you are just great best mate 💙

Seriously. If you’re bothering your arse to tweet me that you hate me on the television. Have a think. Seriously. Have a sodding think. It’s a television programme. The world has gone to hell in a handcart. Be nice for a bit. Or switch off.

@therealphil74 Your name should be DelightPhil

@ThPositiveTroll welcome back, we missed you

Hey @GNev2 you have given RIGHT BACK to the country fella. Hopefully more people with big pockets will follow suit... Hey @richardbranson hope you are well buddy!

NO YOU GO FIRST! Hey @JKCorden what about Carpool Karaoke but make it a video conference? Think that would be great, best mate!

Everyone is feeling real anxious just now. Here's Posi's top tips for keeping on top of it all; - read happy stuff, don't 'sad surf' the interweb 24/7 - now is the perfect time to eat cheese on toast 3 times a day - remember, we will all get through this together

Credit to the beautiful @OliverJeffers who is reading bedtime stories on his instagram. Stay great, best mate! ❤️

Hello, it's me your old pal Posi Troll. Just a wee thing to remember...

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