As bad as it gets remember :
There’s another timeline where Kamala won, Bitcoin is -$34,000 and you are in a lgbt re-education camp for not taking your kid to a government mandated drag queen story hour.
Be thankful. There is hope.
@ThWedum the PRO MAX was casually mentioned, priced +$100 over the PRO. Not sure why they didn't show it.
No Plus model. Probably replaced by the AIR in a 4-phone 17 lineup
Hello Twitter Universe Again!
Another #apple event is upon us, and the stars aligned and I will be live-tweeting it in our usual irreverent fashion!
All tweets go under this thread, so mute it if not interested :)
youtube.com/watch?v=H3KnMy…
@ThWedum the 16 models? I think they only showed the 16 SE on the slide, but I didn't screenshot it
not sure how many will carry forward and where/when
#iPhone17 models start at 256GB models
#iPhone17 starts at $799
AIR $999
PRO $1099
#iPhonePROMAX $1199
Now 2TB option as well
Pre-orders on Friday, hide your e-wallets :)
I gave you $TST at $2M
Currently $450M MARKETCAP (225x)
I gave you $TRUMP at $250M
It went to $58B MARKETCAP (880x)
I gave you $POPCAT at $4.5M
It went to $1.8B MARKETCAP (400x)
If another mooner spawns…
You’ll hear it from ME first.
Now you got 2 choices:
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2) Ignore this. Watch someone else take your spot.
Your call.
People fail to understand how valuable L1 chains like ETH, Sol, Ada, Avax will be when the ENTIRE world starts using them for all transaction.
Easily multi trillion $$ assets.
This will cause crazy speculation in all utility crypto. We are thinking too small.
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Reply with your SOL addy and what you will do with the money 👇
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Let’s have fun.
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So, let’s begin.
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