Spring Ahead Sho

The older I get the more I realize how much I appreciate relaxing at home with a blunt

@cookitup31 @GamblyBot FD

NBA MEGA

@MarinaMedvin Hahahahahahahahaha

Yes.

@cookitup31 Cooked

Go on Tyler Give us your 500,000 lay

@afrocosmist Out here doing boy drugs

@cookitup31 Bannnned

Switching over to a new phone, so i'm using my old one without the case for the first time.... I understand it now.

For real Blink twice if you need help type shit...

You ever took a shit, then after you were done you picked it up and tried to put it back? We just did that as a country...

I can't make this shit up..... he Puerto Rican 🇵🇷

Went to save democracy and some dude came in wearing a Trump hat saying it was his "freedom of choice"...except that's electioneering brother.. Then he used his own pen, and it was blue, and the scanner couldn't read it... so of course "The machine is rigged" STFU

Working with the public on election day is a fucking experience

Bro ....

Do white people also hate Crumbl cookies?

Height Start with a 6 and Weight start with a 2 ...I'm a whole FATHER out here.

When the New Yorks Jets posted this and deleted it half an hour later 🤣🤣

@OsheaJacksonJr if ludacris becomes patient zero in our zombie apocalypse i personally think that would be really cool

"They said watch for the boots, I said stop clocking my moves, shit I'm startin to notice the room, like who here for who......"

Freddy Gibbs told y'all years ago that "Dj" was a Weird Bitch...