HOPE🙏

i've mastered looking ppl in the face and not listening to sht they say

Magogo probably saw King Dinuzulu with her own eyes. Saw all the World Wars and still never saw Arsenal win the UEFA Champions League.

this was way ahead of its time if sony drops a new version they would shutdown the market

Bro to Bro: Once we confirm you're alive, everything that almost killed you becomes fair game to make into a joke.

White people can identify 500 breeds of dogs but will mix up two black coworkers

Wanted to be Deputy to Mandela ,got Angry when Mandela chose Mbeki then resigned from ANC and left politics in 1996,went to do Business.Became a billionaire. Came back into politics in 2012 ,bought the ANC conference and became Deputy President out of nowhere ,2018 Removed Zuma and finally reached his dream of being President.

The day a blind man sees, the first thing he throws away is the stick that has helped him all his life. —African Proverb—

I bet those two became best friends

@VillageGuluva hire Thobejane back once

After spending so much money building such a beautiful village for the team. 🥹🥹🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️

@VillageGuluva they should jst hire Thobejane back, he was made for this team

Adding geologist to my CV after hitting rock bottom>>>>

Don't worry I'll be fine. I will figure it out. A man's every day life.

when i tell a story, i include the MISTAKES i made TOO.

I think one of the most underrated blessings in life is meeting people who genuinely wish you well—no competition, no jealousy, no weird energy, just pure support.

When two poor men meet in a rich man’s house, they become enemies. —African Proverb—

It’s interesting growing up and realizing that most adults are not very bright. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t know that the situation was this serious.

"Here no revolution will happen, because the poor think that the next rich one will be themselves." - John Steinbeck

do not underestimate my ability to burn it all to the fucking ground

“All addictions are a low level search for God.” - Carl Jung

the audacity to believe in yourself with no physical evidence is literally the entire cheat code