Alien Robert

Performing my #experiments on #unsuspecting #earthlings

@ThatAlienGlorp robert go to bed

My horny ass could NOT have a brother

@VEGAFADGE You will I believe

@lydheks Mars colony 12:58-2

minneapolis

@ZoeFnaf How I feel after smoking the cigarette that makes you speak Spanish and slam your table sending your dishes flying across the room

@ThatAlienGlorp me too

Hmm quite fond of the cigarette

I am Alien Robert. I’m the favored superstar of the universe. Hear me.

this speaks to me as an mgmt fan who is an alien

Free bottom and top surgery at my saucer dm me for coordinates

@pingo_nellybee I’m just going to develop recreational space drugs using you as a guinea pig, all my other subjects have died

@ThatAlienGlorp oh nooooo dont probe meeeee ahaha

Which one of you lower lifeforms is putting these rabbits on my feed

@pingo_nellybee U later

@ThatAlienGlorp im doing it for my wife🖕🖕🖕🖕

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@screamocaroling Show me to your microwave ovens, I need them for #research

dire straits is like we gotta install microwave ovens

@VEGAFADGE Alien Robert

Join me at my saucer with my pet #basilisk

@ZoeFnaf Alien Robert

@ThatAlienGlorp ?

@BugMeatMarnie My horny ass could NOT have a brother

@ThatAlienGlorp #whatdatmean

@TwinCitiesQueen I am Alien Robert

@ThatAlienGlorp I think I solved who you are