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@ThatApeMan

Husband, Father, Jungle Lord, Pilot, Parody of Hundred Year Old Literary Character, British Viscount. So basically am monke. (Me/You)

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Tarzan@ThatApeMan·
I am not affiliated with Edgar Rice Burroughs Inc or any official tie-ins. I am the semi-canon-esque Tarzan from the alternate timeline where Disney's John Carter was the highest grossing movie of all time until it was dethroned by Cats 2019: The Snyder Cut.
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Hear us, O Easter Bunny! We seek your boon on this holiest of days!
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Daniella ⍼
Daniella ⍼@DcPentsak·
Extremely Hegelian film. Did not disappoint. The universe begins in order, but it’s constantly pulled toward collapse. Mario and Peach, the archetypal masculine and feminine, move through the tension as willing participants in the cosmic struggle. Rosalina represents a higher awareness, she is the Wisdom/Sophia, and she understands that destruction and rebirth are part of the same process. Her reality (cosmic order and Universe) advances through negation. The old world has to break down for a new one to emerge. (Bowser’s world into the new one, a New Heaven) Cosmic dialectic. Also, enough Luigi time to justify the film, so 10/10.
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Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives@dom_lucre

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: This is currently a massive divide between Conservative and Liberal fans of the new Mario Galaxy Movie. It is being reported that most Democrats dislike the movie while majority of Republicans have been seen praising it. Fan: “The real reason why the Super Mario Galaxy movie has negative reviews: The protagonist is a man. There are no black people. There are no homosexuals. The main romance is heterosexual. If your movie meets these precepts, it will be destroyed by the press.”

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Tarzan@ThatApeMan·
Oh hey, Tantor. I thought you were dead.
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cinesthetic.@TheCinesthetic·
Movies with an opening scene that is vastly superior to the rest of the film?
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Jap the Baptist
Jap the Baptist@JaptheBaptist·
"A creature appears before you. A squamous, unknowable form. The very sight of it drives even the most hardened of men to utter madness" "I miraculously access my ancestral blood memory, enter a state of atavistic berserk rage, and beat it to death with my bare hands"
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@Da_Sentry Why, you being an impeccable judge of character, of course.
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@desert_starr_57 How old were you when you found out the word was 'impossible' and not 'iNpossible'?
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Geeky REAL GINGER Sparkles@desert_starr_57·
If only there was a word to describe this woman besides beotch....Oh wait! there are several-- narcissist, bully, entitled, manipulative, domineering, self-centered, egotistical, crazy....I would say cow, but that would be rude to cows.
Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives@dom_lucre

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Hollywood actressJada Pinkett Smith annouced no matter how hard Will Smith tried to make her happy, he couldn’t succeed. It was only when it was too late did she realize it wasn’t his responsibility, and admitted she chased happiness in other people while still married, saying it helped her heal

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Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives
🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Hollywood actressJada Pinkett Smith annouced no matter how hard Will Smith tried to make her happy, he couldn’t succeed. It was only when it was too late did she realize it wasn’t his responsibility, and admitted she chased happiness in other people while still married, saying it helped her heal
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@TheUnbowedBat You court death in doing so, Batman, but I wish you luck.
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mars ✣@slurponpepsi·
"mr. Gorilla how big is the universe?" Mr Gorilla: "ehhhh it's about ehhh big"
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Anticommie@QueenAnticommie·
These two little kids got played 😂
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@cirsova I mean, I enjoyed it, but my expectations were middling at best.
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Cirsova: Winning Secrets Ends April 1 10:30 PM CDT
dudes going into an M. Night Shyamalan movie and expecting a premise to be played straight get what they deserve.
Byl Holte@SirBylHolte

Before James Gunn’s horrifically awful "Superman," the worst theatrical experience I ever had was M. Night Shyamalan’s 2019 disaster, “Glass.” I didn’t know the “GL” in the title was silent. They sold it as the ultimate male superhero showdown: Bruce Willis’ Unbreakable hero, Samuel L. Jackson’s Mr. Glass, and James McAvoy’s terrifying Horde — all in one movie. What they didn’t tell you? They weren’t there to celebrate their male characters. They were there to kill them. Most of the film takes place in a psychiatric hospital where a smug FEMALE psychiatrist works to convince all three that their powers are just delusions. She’s actually part of a secret organization dedicated to hunting down and eliminating people with real superhuman abilities. In the end: Mr. Glass is murdered by The Horde. The Horde is gunned down by her security team. And David Dunn, the unbreakable hero, is drowned in a shallow puddle by her agents. “Glass” was one of the earliest big-screen flexes of the anti-male, anti-superhero agenda. They spent years building these male characters… just to gleefully execute them on screen. If I ever had respect for M. Night Shyamalan, I lost it that day. And anything he makes today gets an immediate PASS - because I know this asshole hates his male characters.

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