𝐐𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐋𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐁𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐝

“You are a very strange individual. But please don’t actually swing your dick around.”

“Why are men like this?”

“I am not jealous. Why would I be jealous?” She huffed

“I don’t want to picture him doing that.” She shudders and sips her coffee.

“No not in that way!” She sighs rubbing her face. “It’s a figure of speech.”

“John is just an asshole. He swings his dick around, trying to fight everyone. You don’t try to fight everyone.”

“He is just very rude and thinks he is the best when he isn’t.” She sipped her drink “Plus his ego is huge.”

“Oh, well he is still an asshole.”

All by myseeeeeellllllllfffffff 🎶

She laughs and points at him. “I like you. I am glad I am not the only one who dislikes Walker. He is an asshole.”

Wanna know what sucks? Trying to masturbate around a genetically enhanced watermelon-sized baby bump. There. I said it.

“Oh I annoy Bucky and Walker. Those guys are the most fun to annoy,” she laughs taking another long sip of her coffee.