Special Agent A. Lucius

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Special Agent A. Lucius

@ThatDamnShrike

Secret Service Special Agent, Vice Presidential Protective Division. Small and bitey. Keeping @InnocuousLies and @empathicloss (mostly) alive.

Writer is 38, ON CAN Katılım Şubat 2019

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Special Agent A. Lucius@ThatDamnShrike·30 Kas

"𝐴 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑏𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑖𝑛𝑔, 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑦-𝑖𝑚𝑝𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑑𝑒𝑎𝑡ℎ-𝑏𝑖𝑟𝑑? 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑐𝑎𝑛'𝑡 𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑚𝑢𝑐ℎ 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑚𝑒𝑡𝑎𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡." - 𝐴𝑢𝑑𝑢𝑏𝑜𝑛 𝑀𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑧𝑖𝑛𝑒 ———— Special Agent Aurelia Lucius Vice Presidential Protective Division. ———— 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘥. 👇

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Special Agent A. Lucius@ThatDamnShrike·15 Nis

I think we need margaritas.

𝓚. 𝓜𝑜𝓈𝓀𝑜𝓌𝒾𝓉𝓏@empathicloss

My condolences.

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Special Agent A. Lucius@ThatDamnShrike·15 Nis

Absolutely yes.

𝓚. 𝓜𝑜𝓈𝓀𝑜𝓌𝒾𝓉𝓏@empathicloss

Omg can we talk shit about all my costars after

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Special Agent A. Lucius@ThatDamnShrike·3 Nis

I have the same taste in men as Kevin and just. Wow.

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Special Agent A. Lucius@ThatDamnShrike·3 Nis

Oh. That might be a problem. Okay. I'll have to go with you and protect you. Yeah.

𝓚. 𝓜𝑜𝓈𝓀𝑜𝓌𝒾𝓉𝓏@empathicloss

But I have a premier to go to :(

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Special Agent A. Lucius@ThatDamnShrike·3 Nis

That's it. Into the bubble with you.

𝓚. 𝓜𝑜𝓈𝓀𝑜𝓌𝒾𝓉𝓏@empathicloss

Just discovered an avocado allergy :)

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Special Agent A. Lucius retweetledi

̵𝑫̵𝑬̵𝑨̵𝑫̵ ̵𝑴̵𝑨̵𝑵̵ ̵𝑹̵𝑼̵𝑵̵𝑵̵𝑰̵𝑵̵𝑮̵.̵@KnockTwiceTwat·1 Nis

ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ 𝐋͟𝐄͟𝐍͟𝐍͟𝐘͟ 𝐁͟𝐔͟𝐓͟𝐂͟𝐇͟𝐄͟𝐑 𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝗆𝗈𝗌𝗍 𝗎𝗇𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀𝗍𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝖿𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗁𝖺𝗋𝖽𝖾𝗌𝗍. ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ

̵𝑫̵𝑬̵𝑨̵𝑫̵ ̵𝑴̵𝑨̵𝑵̵ ̵𝑹̵𝑼̵𝑵̵𝑵̵𝑰̵𝑵̵𝑮̵.̵ tweet media

̵𝑫̵𝑬̵𝑨̵𝑫̵ ̵𝑴̵𝑨̵𝑵̵ ̵𝑹̵𝑼̵𝑵̵𝑵̵𝑰̵𝑵̵𝑮̵.̵@KnockTwiceTwat

⠀⠀⠀⠀⸺ 𝗇𝗈𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗁𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗆𝖾.

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Captain James T. Kirk@CaptKirkJamesT·30 Mar

#𝕊𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕋𝕣𝕖𝕜

QME

Special Agent A. Lucius@ThatDamnShrike·19 Mar

I should try "dating". Haha Eh.

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Special Agent A. Lucius@ThatDamnShrike·19 Mar

Putting you in a bubble.

𝓚. 𝓜𝑜𝓈𝓀𝑜𝓌𝒾𝓉𝓏@empathicloss

Would you believe I got the stomach bug again not two months later and then immediately after getting better from that got the flu and was hospitalized with a fever of 104. Good times.

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Special Agent A. Lucius@ThatDamnShrike·19 Mar

@empathicloss @InnocuousLies Then the bar cart it is. Is this a bad time to admit I've got no idea what I'm doing.

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𝓚. 𝓜𝑜𝓈𝓀𝑜𝓌𝒾𝓉𝓏@empathicloss·18 Mar

@ThatDamnShrike @InnocuousLies I think John keeps the REAL good shit in a safe. But other than that the bar cart is pretty great.

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Special Agent A. Lucius@ThatDamnShrike·18 Mar

I need a drink, @InnocuousLies , @empathicloss. Or two.

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Special Agent A. Lucius@ThatDamnShrike·18 Mar

@empathicloss @InnocuousLies Great, it's happening. Where do y'all keep the good shit.

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𝓚. 𝓜𝑜𝓈𝓀𝑜𝓌𝒾𝓉𝓏@empathicloss·18 Mar

@ThatDamnShrike @InnocuousLies Bitch, same.

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Special Agent A. Lucius@ThatDamnShrike·25 Şub

Running jumping climbing trees Falling out of trees

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Special Agent A. Lucius@ThatDamnShrike·25 Şub

Action special agent

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Special Agent A. Lucius@ThatDamnShrike·23 Şub

Every time I'm like "haha queer conservatives, there's no such thing" I get jumpscared by my boss.

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Special Agent A. Lucius@ThatDamnShrike·12 Oca

GIF

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Special Agent A. Lucius retweetledi

─┈ 𝑪͟𝑯͟𝑨͟𝑶͟𝑻͟𝑰͟𝑪͟ 𝑵͟𝑬͟𝑼͟𝑻͟𝑹͟𝑨͟𝑳.ᐟ@InfiniteAsshat·12 Oca

ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ⠀⸝⸝ ⠀ ─┈┈ ·˚ ༘ ⠀ ݁ ྃ ⠀ It’s more like I’m embracing the 𝘸𝘪𝘯-𝘸𝘪𝘯 of risking my life. ༝⠀ ✞ ݁⠀. ⠀⠀ ⠀⸝⸝ ⠀ ─┈⠀˖⠀ ★* . ݁ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ 「 ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟy #𝓐𝓵𝔂𝓮𝓼𝓴𝓪 」