Kitteh

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@NadeemAkht40274 @MarioNawfal I just got it though.

@MarioNawfal Messages like this often circulate as: * Misinterpreted old alerts * Fake screenshots or social media hoaxes * Out-of-context regional warnings (e.g., unrelated drills or alerts elsewhere)

I just got this!!!!! 🇦🇪 The UAE has issued an emergency missile threat alert to the public. - Residents are being told to immediately seek shelter in the nearest secure building - Stay away from windows, doors, and open areas - Await further instructions from the Ministry of Interior

@washghost1 @RedHotBlaziken If you watch @mythicalmore you found this extra funny. Thanks for that story @LinkNeal 🤣🤣🤣

How I imagine it happens

Yet another unjust demonetisation!? What is going on @TeamYouTube ?

@Patriot_S_A @RomanCabanac Wow these replies are wild. People are sad 🚮

Public Notice: Family Tracing Request Mr. Ken Smy (92) is currently admitted to Kalafong Provincial Tertiary Hospital, Ward 15, following a serious fall. Efforts are urgently underway to locate his family, as the residential complex where he lives does not have any contact details for his next of kin. Anyone with information that may assist in reaching Mr. Smy’s family is kindly requested to contact Marnell Dickson at 082 337 8939. Your assistance in this matter would be greatly appreciated.

@HariSel57511397 @not__vee The moment we found out she was pregnant I knew that baby wasn’t gonna be born.

Amazon is not letting me take screenshots, but the abortion reveal scene is remarkable. It immediately flips everything to being Mark’s fault, absolves Eve as much as it can, then SHE delivers the “buck up, we’ll get through anything” speech, as if she didn’t murder his child!

@KittyCatEmpire @JeanGen09181213 Activation meow

that sweet noise when touched 🥹

@depressionlesss Wish my cats would love eachother like this. Maybe they’ll give each other a sniff or a lick on the forehead but that’s about it 🤣

I love how cats invite themselves to make a big cat pile

@OrwellNGoode Yeah Brenda!

@BarnacreAlpacas Hope she is ok! If she’s having trouble peeing make sure they didn’t damage her ureters during the surgery! My baby had that happen to her and it almost ended very badly! ❤️❤️❤️

Poor Zeldy has ended up back at the emergency vets this morning. She’s was spayed last week and as is always the case with in nothing is ever straightforward.

@BenStiller Leave the poor boomer alone 🤣

Spend more time recommending companies you’ve enjoyed! We spend more time complaining 😕

@MarioNawfal I don’t think I’ll ever get over his utter confidence that the things he says will just spring into being. It’s truly incredible

🇺🇸🇮🇷 Trump: “We have a very good relationship with Iran right now.” Big claim… especially with everything going on. x.com/clashreport/st…

@PickliciousF You deserve it Pickle! ❤️

Until I was 4 I didn’t have anything comfy to lay on. Now I have my own rug! On top of underfloor heating!! Or my warmy bed, on a sofa, on a rug, on the floor, on top of underfloor heating! Or my mummy, on a sofa, on a rug, on the floor, on top of underfloor heating!! #LuckyGirl

@20th_Centurygal @briwoodCFC Knights of Cydonia - Muse

Name one song you consider a masterpiece. I know it’s not easy to choose just one, but that’s what makes it a challenge.

@RoryPetzer Is it a boy or a girl? It’s food.

This is me after the hotel breakfast buffet.

@MarioNawfal Ah yes it’s such a mystery what he meant 🤔

🇺🇸 Trump posted an AI image of himself as Jesus Christ. Then deleted it. Then said it was a doctor. Then Vance said it was just a joke. Three explanations in 24 hours for a post that no longer exists. Might go down as the strangest thing he's ever posted, and we'll probably never know what he actually meant by it...

Seems like there is a surplus here. I am able to assist with boops.

@Sargon_of_Akkad Go home Daily Maile you’re dru- Oh. It’s a thing.

What kind of insane headline is that???

@Mr_Trubshawe 2 minutes plus unskippable ads.

That's nice. Will it include 2 minutes of hate?

Jeremy Clarkson running out of things to say? Simply impossible.