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Fellas if you're in a relationship with a woman that's has a traumatic childhood just run as far and as fast as you can. It's not worth sticking around. At some point you and you alone will have to pay for everything that was done to her. Yes shit you didn't do!

@wildlyheather Exquisite

slow sunday energy ✨

Same pressure, different uniform. 🏈➡️🏎️ Former @UMichFootball offensive lineman Ben Braden found a new purpose in the world of the @IndyCar pit crew after retiring from the @NFL. 〽️💪 #NCAAFB x @UMichAthletics

@RobProvince Peasant prison food 🤣

We be meal preppin’

@RobProvince Out here flexing his woodworking skills gotta love it

Edges cleaned up nice……

@CarsonHocevar I love hearing all these stories never apologize for sharing things you find comfort in

i am sorry. i have one more story after getting sent this photo that i never knew existed. this is my grandma, we lost her a little over a year ago. she was my number one fan and didn’t care who you were. you were gonna know it, and Kyle Busch was no exception. while he raced at kalamazoo speedway and did an autograph session the same year i started late model racing. my grandma took the opportunity to give him a hero card of mine to sign so she can mention her grandson races. the next year was the late model race at kalamazoo speedway that i got to race against kyle and i completely ran him in the fence and he told that story that he remembered it. we don’t know what goes on up there, but i would have to imagine that if my grandma saw him. she would go find him just talk about her grandson and knowing how kyle reacted then, he would have responded with a smile. this picture is heavy to me and i hope somewhere at grandma’s house that hero card is still there and i find it one day.

@Kronykal Not falling for that again

This is going to be super disappointing

@DakotaBlushing It's just a nipple we all have them

POV: I can’t even cream butter and sugar without HR needing to step in. I’m out here trying to be a farmwife influencer and my nipple keeps clocking in for overtime. Happy Saturday Lovebugs✨😘

@ScottMGreer She'll complain of no attention and she's bored. She'll leave him and between child support and taking half his business he'll be financially ruined

New GOOD MAN criteria just dropped: Work 24/7 with no free time, hobbies, or any interests besides work and your wife’s happiness.

@0hour1 On the bright side I don't need to break out the jack when I get a flat

Marjorie Taylor Greene shows up for a date

@FollowAsh_ Well I hope the other shoe doesn't drop and mess up a beautiful Friday. You have yourself a wonderful 3 day weekend Ash

Do it for Dale. Be like Biff. Rock it like Rowdy.

@Juicylovezyou I'm at work pull into one of the loading docks and we can take care of that

Horny and can’t sleep

@RobProvince Nope no man wants to be Capt save a hoe

Ok… tweets like this make me understand why zoomers are so bleak.

@JoshuaLisec Ain't no man in his right mind that wants to raise another mans child. You are asking for a world of pain. Now's not the time to be Capt save a hoe

I’m not even kidding, guys. This is not a joke, not sarcasm, not an insult. You men don’t want to be single, those women don’t want to raise their kids alone. Does this not solve all?

There are 7.3 million single mothers in the United States with children under 18. Step UP, Christian men. You were not her first to choose, now you get to be the man she can’t lose. 🙏✊🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒💍

@hippojuicefilm Could never take her out in a convertible. All that wind resistance you'd never get anywhere

This woman doesn't have dreams when she sleeps, she has IMAX movies.

We need @Tiffany_Gomas cuz this mother fucker is not real

I can see how a house with a father is ugly and foreign to you.

@0hour1 V the TV series wasn't just a show it was a warning

That was fucking creepy. Are people just wearing masks now?

@BlaireWhite V the TV series wasn't just entertainment it was a warning

Holy shit why is this man on Fox News wearing a literal CIA mask