Jackson
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Jackson
@ThatDudeJax
a guy, being a dude. love of curb your enthusiasm is a political party.
Katılım Ağustos 2012
638 Takip Edilen110 Takipçiler
I've called the local police 3 times about abnormally bright led lights pulsing into my living space. After the neighbor returned the favor and calling the police on me for blowing my fog horn (well within my rights to make sound on my property on 5/28/2026) I have
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Niggas picked Matthew Golden over Luther Burden III 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Brad Biggs@BradBiggs
Ben Johnson: “I’m buying Luther Burden stock right now.” High praise for second year #Bears wide receiver. “He’s been extremely coachable.”
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type of shit jordan peterson would say with tears running down his face
episode one@E1podcast
donkey kong is a fool if he thinks wearing a tie will earn him respect
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@J_Swish24 They forgot arguably the most important metric...
1 instance of: just getting off the phone with the president
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Nothing really crazy viral. Just steady work. Captivating. Punching the clock with my own chin. Writing like a modern day Hemingway. Takes more controversial than an abortion clinic. Work ethic like peak Mamba. As Jay Bouwmeester once told me- one good game doesn’t make a fkn career.
Tomorrow we IRL stream all day on HB3 YouTube from the guts of Montreal. Let’s break the internet and decide, Should we go out?
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@RichardGrenell @spencerpratt Ah yes because bass and ramen have done tremendously.
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Anyone in LA who isn’t voting for @spencerpratt is a total idiot.
This isn’t even close.
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@JillFilipovic This mentality will most certainly not have you happy in the end. Proceed with caution
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Men routinely overestimate the amount of childcare and housework they do. Women underestimate how much they do and overestimate how much their husbands do. One solution: dads should commit to doing 70% of the work and it’ll wind up closer to 50-50.
Darby Saxbe@darbysaxbe
My lab asked pregnant couples to discuss their plans for sharing infant care. After birth, we brought them back to the lab. We discovered that couples do not accurately predict their division of baby care, and parents fare better when dads do more.
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“Being married to your true partner and having a good marriage is a superpower in life. Where it’s like you feel like every problem can be beaten because there’s two of you… If I have a problem she has a problem, if she has a problem I have a problem and we tackle it together. Knowing someone who always has your back is a superpower” -@BarstoolBigCat
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@BreitbartNews You can cut spending. Have you tried that basic trick
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WARMTH OF COLLECTIVISM UPDATE: Mayor Zohran Mamdani declares a "budget crisis," asks for a bailout from the state government, and pushes back his deadline for completing the city budget at least 10 days:
"We cannot close this deficit with savings alone. We need new revenue, and we need a structural reset in our relationship with the state. That is the only way to meet our legal obligation to pass a balanced budget."
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@OleBeeM @FBIDirectorKash @finwiz416 You're more concerned about a tweet than the literal billions of dollars of fraud? Re-evaluate
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@FBIDirectorKash @finwiz416 Imagine being the head of the FBI and talked to an elected governor like this.
No more hiring podcast bros.
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Come again? This FBI and DOJ with our DHS partners drafted and executed every search warrant today. But go ahead and take credit for our work while we smoke out the fraud plaguing Minnesota under your governorship.
Governor Tim Walz@GovTimWalz
Today’s raids by state and federal law enforcement happened because our state agencies caught irregular behavior and reported it. That’s how the system is supposed to work, and our agencies will keep at it as long as there are fraudsters around to put behind bars.
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This is an insane take and why Vegas is the mustiest city in the country
Las Vegas Locally 🌴@LasVegasLocally
@greg16676935420 Because it's customary in Vegas. On a $10 million jackpot you should tip at least $100,000 to the dealers, cocktails waitresses, slot attendants, and anyone else who helped you have a good time.
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@nickimoraa Bet the people in the back on the sides of their middle seat would have been happy to switch
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Flight attendant comes up to me before takeoff, very gentle voice: “Hi, would you be willing to switch seats to help a family sit together?”
I already know. I just know.
Me: “What seat is it?”
Her: “It’s a middle seat toward the back.”
I said, “I’m happy to help if it’s the same type of seat or better.”
She smiles that tight customer-service smile and goes, “It would really mean a lot to them.”
I said, “It already means a lot to me. That’s why I paid for it.”
She just nodded and walked away. Respectfully, too. Because what argument is left?
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How many angles of this nigga are there????
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@Jvnior @nikitabier I don't think you understand what "original content" means
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@nikitabier It was originally posted by an account that I follow and trust. I didn't do my due diligence on the image to check if it was AI.
Honestly, Grok said it was real so I just went with it.
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@AaronNagler Who do you think will be the sneaky X factor this year? Aka which player do you think will make an outsized contribution?
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Traditional post-draft cocktail has been acquired. Hit me with your Packers questions.
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