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@astros @tmilrealdeal

We have made the following roster moves:

@astros @SpaceCityHN @MLBNetwork @SportsTalk790 @reliantenergy

Last one in the west. ⚾️: 3:10pm CDT 📺: @SpaceCityHN | @MLBNetwork (HOU Blackout) 🎙️: @SportsTalk790 | Spanish: 102.9 HD2 #ChaseTheFight x @reliantenergy

@DerrickEvans4WV And the UFC MAGA circle jerk continues.

🚨UFC fighter Paulo Costa from the octagon: "Look — who is there, President Donald Trump.” "Fighting in front of great leader like this is an HONOR."

@NFL And it’s not close.

Who's the biggest sleeper pick from Round 3? 👀

@DeafToneSays @LaunchPadOrange We saw how fast they stopped trying to charge on top of the already existing cost of Apple TV+ Like… Im genuinely shocked they even tried that stupid shit. MLS needs to be on one playform, just not Apple.

@LaunchPadOrange From what I hear Apple is ending the contract sooner than planned

The Dynamo gave up 6, but the worse performance of the night was Apple TV... embarrasing. Wrong players. Missing scorelines. Horrible replays. Do better, Apple. #HoustonDynamo #MLS #LaunchpadOrange #HoldItDown #AppleTV #MLS #MLSSoccer #MLS2026 #AppleTVPlus #ColoradoRapids

Rockets 🆚 Lakers Saturday, April 18 7:30 pm CST on ABC Y'all ready for Game 1?

FINAL: Mariners 6, #Astros 1

@chepito2k10 For me it all comes back to Olsen’s reaction to the Dorsey trade. That told me everything I needed to know about how terrible our FO is. They are ultimately to blame. But the players coming out and looking completely disinterested? Thats on Olsen, and thats also unacceptable.

Unfortunately still plenty of time for them to get this right and make playoffs. Which has been stated before is their one and only clear goal (sad) So, who's to blame exactly? It all seems wrong from top to bottom

A thread. Let's be fair shall we. These are the excuses I can think of: 1) Ben Olsen is still trying to figure this group out. Lots of new additions 2) injuries and last minute sale of Dorsey caused massive shift to whatever preseason plans they had 3) Guilherme and Bogusz have

@Somos713 Traded the heart of the team and did absolutely nothing with it.

So uh…. What was the point of all that GAM the Dynamo received in exchange for Dorsey?

@Somos713 El Paso is genuinely better than us and Im not exaggerating at all

Looking ahead doesn’t provide much of a reprieve. The Dynamo’s next opponent is unbeaten to start the year with a +15GD. 4-0 win tonight while rotating 5 starters. Wednesday night will not be a walkthrough.

@brianmctaggart He has been so fucking bad it’s genuinely impressive. Get him tf outta here man.

Bryan Abreu has allowed at least one earned run in all six of his outings, covering four innings. He has allowed 10 walks, 10 hits, nine earned runs and three homers in four innings (4.00 WHIP).

Bryan Abreu fucking sucks ass. #ChaseTheFight

2020, 2021, 2022 teams all started around 7-9 but didn’t give up 95 runs in 15 games…. This is a whole new level. The record doesn’t really matter in early April, it doesn’t. Giving up 95 runs in 15 games does matter though. A lot.

@astros I hate it here.

FINAL: Mariners 8, #Astros 7

@GlennDavisSoc If ownership and the players don’t care then why tf should I?

Colorado Rapids 6 Houston Dynamo 2 Never in it and not motivated.

@HoustonDynamo Ben Olsen should be fired. Unacceptable. Pathetic.

The Astros blew the lead lmfao i CANT with this team man. #ChaseTheFight

The bats are hot tonight! 🔥