TemuLemmy

Welp... I've officially hit my peak in life. No reason I can't just roll over & die now.

Well, alrighty, then...

@gunsnrosesgirl3 What is it, tho?

Precision of a water jet

@gunsnrosesgirl3 I can't believe they let a snake up on the couch like that

Size of this python 📹 therealtarzann

I would not let a snake up on the couch like that.

@konstructivizm "Ancient black holes left over from the Big Bang are still hiding in space as dark matter" Is this the prevailing theory these days as to what dark matter is?

Black holes keep the secrets of the Universe! Scientists have been trying to solve the paradox for decades: where does the information about the matter absorbed by a black hole disappear to? According to the laws of physics, data cannot simply disappear, but Hawking radiation (the slow evaporation of black holes) does not transmit information. A new discovery, the “quantum memory effect,” changes our understanding of this process. It turns out that a black hole “remembers” everything it has absorbed. The more information it stores, the slower it evaporates. Ancient black holes left over from the Big Bang are still hiding in space as dark matter. These invisible relics make up 85% of the mass of the Universe! The discovery is also associated with the holographic principle, where information about a three-dimensional object is stored on its two-dimensional surface.

@CaptainDznuts "I can still rock knee socks" You can't just say this and then not provide documentation.

@TheEXECUTlONER_ @JoeMozel Dude is gonna be poo

@JoeMozel That’s not Pooh

Let's feed the bear!🤯 If you ever wondered how quick a Grizzly Bear is, wonder no more.😳

Motherfucker's mad because he can't fuck his own daughter.

@LibertyCappy Self-improvement is always a W

@IntroSpektivO You tried this yet?

Give me ten of these and twenty stout men, and I shall conquer all of India.

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@PatPowe05917155 @JuliusCaesarMMX @ThrillaRilla369 Or maybe...

@JuliusCaesarMMX @ThrillaRilla369 She tell you that?

Tell me you’re white Without telling me you’re white

@JuliusCaesarMMX @ThrillaRilla369

@ThrillaRilla369 I dated a girl who was masturbating her own dog because she said she wants him to be happy, I'm not joking.

@SaneMaryland2 @SoundMoneyG Class of 88

@ThatFellaDanny @SoundMoneyG I bet! What year did you grad?

Forget just the immigration debate for a sec... Montgomery County shelled out MILLIONS for "day laborer" centers in the early 2000s... and yet in 2025 I see about 15 laborers loitering outside the Aspen Hill Home Depot waiting for contractors. I'm sure taxes are being withheld

@idahojax @KYviaFLA "ant...got up on the wrong side of the bed" Bro...you dug up his house!

@ThatFellaDanny @KYviaFLA Well, I was digging a hole minding my own business with one of them old school post hole diggy thingys. This ant who obviously got up on the wrong side of the bed crawled up my pant leg and bit me half dozen times right on the berries. I’m sure it looked as funny as it sounds.

Breaktime... Did I miss anything!?

The US government

@SaneMaryland2 @SoundMoneyG I grew up a block from Wheaton HS. You can barely drive down my old street because of how many cars are parked bumper to bumper from multiple families living in those little-ass houses.

@SoundMoneyG I grew up very close to Aspen Hill. My old neighborhood is now all Hispanic families.