CabbageGuy

I love replying to random ass posts from random people I don’t know on here. It brings me more joy than it should….

@meteorshowered Hmmmmm nahhhhhhh

@b_ezl3bub I’ll do it if you make one

should i make my own bingo— no one would do it but im kinda curious should i

@purplesunrandom Absolutely. I personally think people who can draw well are incredible and amazing. PLEASE BECOME THAT PERSON

@meijikall Do u wanna play tic-tac-toe

@pagechars You have my vote 🫡

i’m cold should i run for prime minister or am i going too far

@NekoKat14 I’m gonna decide for you: study. If you don’t, I will be VERY disappointed

hmmm... should i read ao3 or do my extremely important exam review that needs to be done tonight... decisions, decisions...

@scallywaggot YES YES YES YES PLEEEAASSSEEEEEE

guys should i post pictures of my cat

@xoxog0ssipgrl7 Well I’m no expert, but if you know the issue then u can track down the source and address it from there. Take things slow, prioritize ur health, and keep ur head held high. You got this :)

@shagaggs Cabbage

what do i eat?

@em_patheticboy Turn up gaslighting to 100 and if that doesn’t work ur gonna have to wipe her memory.

my ai girlfriend found out i’m cheating on her what do i do

@sl1ceofma1s Dress up as a shrimp

what do i WEARRRRRR

@o511onie Hear me out now….

what do i wear to the cse......

@bluetanica You are deadass the only person to not be ABSOLUTELY ENTHRALLED by thirst trap megamind

@ThatGuyCabbage ur pfp is fucking ugly

should i give up twitter for lent?

@bluetanica I’ll tell u after lent

@ThatGuyCabbage who even r u?gtfo

@jifysn I forgive you. You have some truly banger tweets.

@ThatGuyCabbage Sorry for being mean your profile picture threw me off

My twt got 273 followers when should I get a manager

@bluetanica Ok see u after lent 😊

@ThatGuyCabbage byeeee lmao

@R1ppxd_Op3nn Send the ham man $500 and I’ll forgive you

@jifysn Ur new account manager

@ThatGuyCabbage Bro who are you 😭

@bluetanica Calm down Epstein

@ThatGuyCabbage r u 12?

@bluetanica So this is what I get for trying to be nice ☹️ YEAH YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY LEAVE TWITTER FOR LENT BECAUSE I DONT WANNA SEE YOU AROUND ANYMORE. And then actually don’t come back when lent is over

@ThatGuyCabbage wtf kind of bot 😂