Joey Harper

English Twitter - Stormzy - Racism - Brexit - Posh girl with damaged passport - Katie Hopkins reminding us she's a degenerate Irish Twitter - Arlene Foster is riding her driver - Someone is a cannibal - Someone is into spider porn

Waited 6 hours to get offered £360 standing tickets. I think I'll give it a miss #Oasis25

Well the good news is I'm finally under 100k in the list for no tickets #Oasis25

It's 1-0 to Blur for Wembley gigs I've been to. Are you actually gonna let them win @Oasis? @liamgallagher @NoelGallagher #Oasis25

At what point will we be told the #Oasis tickets are sold out? Can't be spending all day queuing behind bots and scalpers.

What's going on in Greenwich? Loads of police, ambulance and even a fire brigade car. #london

Our food arrived stone cold because the driver got stuck in traffic, because he drove a car. Who the fuck delivers food in a car in London? A mercedes no less!

Beast 17 Bansheekira Radioheadless Horseman

Ghouls Aloud

@absoluteradio Apocalypse Now and Then Joey, London

.@ShepherdNeame Bring back San Miguel!

Joystick Division Sega Genesis Fleetwood iMac The Paper Jam Artic Monkeyboards

.@absoluteradio Pings of Leon Digital Radiohead USB40 OLED Zeppelin

.@Mo_Farah running past my gaff earlier 😊🏃🏿‍♂️#mofarah #LondonMarathon

It's bloody freezing!

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Not happy to hear my 10 year old nephew was assaulted by a @DundalkFC employee today. Scum!

It was just an old customer! I'm not a cheat, but fuck me did that look dodgy!

Just had a near death experience! I was showing my girlfriend a video on my phone when this notification popped across the top of the screen ☠️

Seen a guy scale a 10ft fence to steal a marrow from an allotment yesterday. You seriously can't have anything...

One of the familiar strangers I see every morning has started doing the awkward half smile to me and now I have to do keep doing the awkward half smile to him too 😫