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Mummy Dear

@ThatMummyLife

life, spicy chips, ghosts, history and jokes 🇨🇦

Medieval Times Katılım Mayıs 2018
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Mummy Dear
Mummy Dear@ThatMummyLife·
My 4yo pretended she was a hired cleaner yesterday as. As she helped me clean she asked if I had any kids. After telling her about my 2 I asked if she had any of her own. Turns out she has 5 kids and has been married to a man named Carlin for 30 years. You think you know someone.
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Mummy Dear@ThatMummyLife·
@JulioHashem @westcoast_DJ One summer (many moons ago) when I was an unpaid intern, I won the 100 dollar gift card. I rode that high for a long time and it bought be many lunches 😆
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Julio@JulioHashem·
In Canada, you can just roll up to the drive thru window with a ripped piece of coffee cup and say “apple fritter please” and they’ll just give you a free apple fritter
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Mummy Dear@ThatMummyLife·
When your mind tells you what that pillar probably tastes like but you NEED to make sure:
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Mummy Dear@ThatMummyLife·
Whenever I go to the grocery store to buy produce I can’t help but think of the hours of footage they must have of me trying to open those little bags.
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David Alter@davidalter·
If you aren’t watching the World Cup Draw without British sarcasm you really aren’t watching the World Cup Draw 🤣
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Mummy Dear@ThatMummyLife·
A ghost joined us on the walk to the school bus this morning…
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Mom Jeans
Mom Jeans@momjeansplease·
I just want to be fat and ugly in the peace and quiet of my own home
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I Hide From My Kids
I Hide From My Kids@IHideFromMyKids·
As a kid, I used to wake up in a panic thinking the weekend was a school day. Now as an adult, I wake up in a panic, thinking
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jon drake@DrakeGatsby·
Not sure what to get the man in your life for Christmas? Might I recommend some whiskey stones? They will either make a room temperature drink slightly cooler or sit in the back of his freezer until he moves out.
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Mummy Dear@ThatMummyLife·
Reading a book about plants at bedtime and my 10 yr old pointed to a picture of a ‘beech’ and said, “this is you.” Can’t even get mad at him for that one.
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Mummy Dear@ThatMummyLife·
Do I have legs for days? I’d say so. Had these ones for almost 38 years.
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Mummy Dear@ThatMummyLife·
Feeling down? Have you tried chips and salsa-ing about it?
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Mummy Dear@ThatMummyLife·
I think Hannibal Lecter and I have different definitions of “Girl Dinner.”
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Mom Jeans
Mom Jeans@momjeansplease·
I deserve to live in a house that has secret passageways.
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Destry
Destry@DestryBrod·
Three people read my posts here.
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meghan
meghan@deloisivete·
My 7yo keeps saying pacifically instead of specifically, and he's lucky that's still cute
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Benny Boy
Benny Boy@Camel_Crushin·
I feel like flour bag technology should be better at this point.
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trash jones@jzux·
"do you have any hobbies" lately i've been really into panicking
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