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@lizzkelly7 Bro i went on a date to a guy's house, he picked me up in his car, drove to the store first and bought me cheese puffs, then drove me to his house, cuddled me on his bed and we watched a movie and then drove me back to my house. Bro didnt expect anything. Men like this are mwah.

I went out with a guy from accounting for coffee. It was a casual first date. I ordered a standard latte, and he got a drip coffee. He insisted on paying, saying, "I got this, don't worry about it." It was $4.50 total. The next morning, I woke up to an email notification. He had sent me an Excel spreadsheet titled Date_Expenses_Itemized.xlsx. He had broken down the cost of my latte, added a 15% tip calculation, and factored in a prorated amount for the wear and tear on his vehicle for the 1.2 miles he drove to meet me. The grand total he requested via Venmo was $3.82. The Exit: I didn't reply to the email. I Venmoed him exactly $5.00 with the caption: "Keep the change, invest it in a therapist." Then I blocked him on everything.

@Raesetja123 Brother you stopped being a father the moment you stepped out. Bsfr.

It’s so nice being a male. U can always choose if you want to raise your child or not. Depends how you feeling. Wow☺️

@bxeanzz Masturbate and eat shit ton of instant noodles

okay genuine question, people who don’t cut, vape or smoke. What the hell do you do when you’re depressed or bored. I’m honestly curious 😭

@mimimimils They call it fruit water 😭😭😭 will they discover rosół in 10 years??

Americans on tiktok discovered kompot (boiled strawberries trend🫩)

@Hun01305 Thanks! <3

@ThatOldFemboy I love it!!! It really looks so good on you!

Dying my hair pink&blue for transmasc flag 🏳️‍⚧️

Grown ass man btw

@Hun01305 Schwarzkopf! I have a sensitive scalp and it doesn't irritate it! :)

@ThatOldFemboy That hair is so cute!!!! What dye did you use?

@szymi07_ Reklama lokomotiv jest kurwa przerażająca 😭

zyjemy w piekle, co druga reklama jakiegos produktu jest generowana przez ai xd to powinno byc kurwa prawnie regulowane, nie powinno byc takiego gowna

@aesvxrse @John2838djdjdj @liquid82 @fwlaroiski Its okay queen :)

@ThatOldFemboy @John2838djdjdj @liquid82 @fwlaroiski i apologize 🙏🏻🙏🏻

A trans male 900yr elf afraid of his first time looking all shy and his 23yr Orc boyfriend already knowing he's gonna pound him into oblivion while telling him what a good boy he is.

@aesvxrse @John2838djdjdj @liquid82 @fwlaroiski Im a trans guy btw 🥲

@John2838djdjdj @ThatOldFemboy @liquid82 @fwlaroiski women can be sexually liberated and like sex without wanting to bang every guy they meet

If you can see this, you are now legally obligated to tell me your favorite movie using only a GIF.

@lawendowa_krowa Ja leje troche czosnkowego dla smaczku

@ThatOldFemboy ja nawet nie leję nic na te mrożone bo one już są trochę tłuste i to wystarcza

a to nie jest frytkownica BEZTŁUSZCZOWA????

@ykslyy Bro just swallowed that like a glitzy 😭😭

How can you tell this is AI

@ShtLnd_ If they don't know what gołąbki or pyzy is then theyre not real polish people.

I have met many "Polish Americans" and only one of them ever spoke a lick of Polish or had the slightest idea about Polish history or culture. Americans will commonly refer to themselves as part of a group they have no relation to besides their great-great-grandfather.

@luxemiaa Why couldn't he move? 🫩

I was settled into my window seat on a flight when a flight attendant came over and asked if I would switch to a middle seat. Apparently the man sitting next to me said his religion did not allow him to sit beside a woman he wasn’t married to. I listened politely. Then I looked at the middle seat they were offering me. Absolutely not. I had specifically chosen and paid for my window seat. I was not giving it up so a stranger could avoid sitting next to half the population. I told the flight attendant, “Then he should consider traveling with his wife.” That was my full response. I wasn’t rude. I wasn’t loud. I simply declined to inconvenience myself to solve a problem that was not mine. The flight attendant nodded and moved on. The man........

@NaatByk dostałem 2000zł, 600 mi fryzjerka zakosiła za rozjaśnienie i kolor. Dała mi kolor różowy gdy chciałem taki chamski czerwony. I jeszcze mi pierdoliła że zrobiła mi deal z 800 bo mam dużo włosów. Na początku mówiła tylko o 400. Musiałem dzwonić do mamy żeby przyniosła jeszcze 200.

MOJA SIOSTRA ROBIĄC PORZĄDKI W POKOJU ZNALAZŁA PONAD TYSIĄC ZŁOTY W JAKIES KOPERCIE Z 18-STKI KURWA DLACZEGO JA NIE MAM TAKICH ODKRYĆ WTF JA SIE CIESZĘ JAK ZNAJDĘ DYCHĘ W JAKIŚ STARYCH SPODNIACH