ThatOneGuy

Street Brawl in Deadlock be so fun until you get a Seven on the enemy team

rem the ragebaiter #deadlock #rem #silver

@jpgplague Vote Silver

Vote Graves

Literal months of driving my car with no heat and all it took was one really cold day for me to say "fuck it i need this fixed NOW" And all it took was 10 minutes and a screwdriver.

Why are Car Seat Headrest cassettes $300

I could aura farm but gas costs $2/litre

Got a homunculus for my birthday. Throwing it in the microwave for 22 seconds.

@jpgplague Microwave

How do you fuck up eggs???

Fuck two jobs fuck everything life sucks ass nothing matters. Going back to school and locking in so i can hopefully get a diploma to become a Park Ranger.

i've fallen into the tea drinker pipeline its so over

Me when the double Intra-city driving jobs make me feel claustrophobic and miserable.

Why did i think that having two jobs was a good fucking idea

I love cutting teslas off and honking at them like its their fault

Mental illnesses as paintings: Wisdom teeth

Get your wisdom teeth pulled so they stop cracking your fillings or buy a 45 year old car? You already know the choice i made.

Heat stopped worming in my car.

I WILL NOT FUMBLE ANOTHER VEHICLE

Premade pasta and meatballs to 6 pack of hey yalls true combo

Someone ran a stop sign in front of me today so instead of honking my horn or slowing down i kept going like i was going to crash into them and then stopped like 3 ft from the car and hit em with a " rock eyebrow raise" signature classic. They didnt know what hit em.