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@cjgproduxions @LaurenWitzkeDE Hahahahaha I can’t even believe it… paid for her blue check & all her followers, but some things will never change 😩😂😂

@LaurenWitzkeDE I’m sure they did it for meth heads like you

This is why you have to scan your membership card at Costco. This is why they removed the onion and relish dispenser at the Costco food court. This is why Costco should raise its membership fee. You can't have anything nice or convenient.

@IKershner hi Isabel, can you contact me? I have a friend in Israel who is in a photo on an article you’re credited in & would like to tell his story.

@sharp_jerryy what do you have for me over the next week or so? Got a handful of free plays about to expire 🏃🏃

@bennyjohnson @elonmusk “I think that Elon Musk’s cooperation and/or technical relationships with other countries is worthy of being looked at,” “Whether or not he is doing anything inappropriate — I’m not suggesting that — I’m suggesting it’s worth being looked at. And that’s all I’ll say,” Exact “”

Joe Biden just said @elonmusk "is worth being looked at" as a national security threat A reporter calls him out by asking "HOW?!" A clueless Joe Biden panics, mumbles, and says, "there's a lot of ways" ELONGATE?!

Fritz goes for a ride!

@matthewesp @wsbmod So dope bro, congrats. Now repaint it.

Finally decided to take some Crypto profits and buy my dream house. Thanks for the ride boys 💸

@NorfolkVA what was that super loud annoying beeping alarm that started just before 7am this morning?? When I left my apartment (near waterside) at 9am it was still going 😩

@tcasolo12 Okay bro...