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@That_Damn_Duck

Sarcasm specialist, anti-inspirational tweeter & photographer. Instagram: same name. Check my photos out on Flickr. https://t.co/6jRRWeKpOu

Lake Murray, South Carolina Katılım Nisan 2009
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Don't fuck with people who prefer their own company to the company of others, trust me on this, you'll lose that battle every time.
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I just found out that people put peanut butter on their hot dogs, as if I didn't need another reason to fly into a murderous rage.
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I don't try to change minds… just deepen them.
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Those who are easy to manipulate, are those who do not realize that the story is being written around them. It
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Grian Egan@GrianEgan·
Leftover champagne from last night, and tipsy tweeting? Why yes, I think I might. *will
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♡ Eve ♡
♡ Eve ♡@evecullen610·
and still we loved
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The Angel 🖤
The Angel 🖤@Angel_150913·
I haven’t gotten an unsolicited dick pic in years. It’s like you guys don’t even care anymore.
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Ginger
Ginger@gingerbrigade1·
Just want to say thank you to the 40 people that acknowledge I exist on this platform.
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Candace H.
Candace H.@stalingradsnow·
It’s exhausting speaking the truth when everyone in your life lives for the lie.
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ANAÏS NINJA
ANAÏS NINJA@michikoconuts·
Look at us, out here, still toppling governments by hand the old fashioned way.
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By the age of 29, Steve Jobs had the Apple Empire. By the age of 32, Bill Gates was on Forbes' most wealthiest list. By the age of 55, I have the greatest collection of JAWS Pez dispensers in my state. So yes, I am an overachiever.
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To everyone I might have offended in 2025, guess what, I'm planning on doing it again in 2026.
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📍Me | | | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | 📍A crowd of people I _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | | | | 📍Crisis avoided
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Remember to place oranges and apples in your kid’s Christmas stockings because fresh fruit is the staple of Christmas disappointment.
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I'm a goddamn social butterfly, now leave me alone, so I can go back to avoiding people for weeks on end.
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Life got too heavy, so I got too light; now I'm balancing, frantically, manically, on tightropes and wires, hoping to disappear from sight.
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My neighbor says “You look like you're gaining weight”, so I replied to her with “I'm just trying to catch up to you.” And now suddenly I'm the bad guy.
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I’ve outgrown the version of me that kept waiting for something to change.
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Ginger
Ginger@gingerbrigade1·
Speak to me in your lowercase voice.
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It would take me longer to get permits to pave my driveway than it took for him to delete history.
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