Garrett Mussett

Out in the West Texas town of El Paso, I fell in love with a Mexican gorl... 🎵🎶

As the warrior poet Chris Brown once said: “I don’t see how you can hate from outside the club, you can’t even get in.”

@ma1ybe Opened this thread with reluctance, was glad to see there are some sane people in here.

You forced her to have a child she wasn't ready to have and then she left??? Shocker. You aren't the superhero single dad you're making yourself out to be

@chefsevenn I’m ordering a black coffee and a Dr Pepper every time.

Be honest, what’s the best drink for this meal?

What would you do in this situation?

@disappear30 @halnicadki This was one of the hardest lessons I’ve had to learn in life.

@WallStreetApes Before too long there’ll be an ad on every sheet of toilet paper.

American went to the beach in Florida to enjoy a relaxing day and look at the ocean There are now massive mobile ads on ships that go up and down the beach This should be illegal

Check us out on Spotify, on iTunes, or wherever you get your podcasts. #Christian #Jesus #podcast #Christ #ChristisKing

The AI generated Scream photos are the new Hochatown Saloon women’s restroom mirror selfie.

@trad_west_ This is the absolute truth. Be careful or you’ll live in quiet misery.

Them: You need therapy. Me: No I just need a Bang energy drink and a double decker Zyn.

@NewRockstars Meh

The first two episodes of Skeleton Crew are here! What’d you think?

@TaraBull808 Only if we annex Mexico and rename the whole thing as SuperAmerica.

Would you support Canada becoming the 51st US State?

This economy is so bad it got Ragweed back together.

I guess Pappy O’Daniel was wrong, you can run on reform as an incumbent.

If you ever go to Davenport, Iowa (across the Mississippi River from the John Deere Museum), do not miss out on going to a restaurant called Duck City. It was beyond amazing. 🤤

Pay day=roll of Zynneous and Ferb.

@ayeejuju 🔫 Elon Musk gave 2nd amendment rights back to my keyboard!

Only real ones will understand this is a Canadian potato.