#OIT🌴

Yestersay, I expressed myself on Medium for the very first time. You should grab my thoughts, especially where I couldn't answer the question _"so what do you do?"_ Yup, you should read through.

Damnnnn. It’s almost 12 today and I’ve forgotten about following 100 people daily 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ If I’m not following you and you’re Nigerian, just RT. No need to comment.

I have been a good experience on that green app and I need you guys to see it on here.

@deyemipresh I want to hear it

Please point me to resources that has helped you get better at storytelling.

Join us guys

@Oluwamidunsin @mshelmbulaIII 😭😭😭

@mshelmbulaIII I can tell you there are several brains in the jar as we speak 😂

This was actually said in court and taken from a transcript: Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?" Witness: "No." Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?" Witness: "No." Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?" Witness: "No." Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?" Witness: "No." Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?" Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar." Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?" Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law somewhere."

@iSlimfit Just fact-check by tapping the grok logo on the top left of this post.

I was today’s year old when I discovered that the word Visa is an acronym. Indeed, we learn everyday.

@proudileifeboy Free me this man!

@That_OIT Hi, undergraduate 😂😂😂

Most people don't know how crazy it is to write exams every day for 5 days straight. I consider it a form of violence because the brain doesn't function that way.

@voosiki Okay, this second quote makes it better.

During my IT at FirstBank in 2010 with a N15k monthly stipend, one of the senior staff members sold packed salads. Every Friday, she would bring them in, and I helped distribute the orders to colleagues who had already paid. After a while, I built my first web app for her, PatmaSalad, so her colleagues could place orders online, track deliveries, and receive notifications. Not long after, I started assisting her colleagues with their computer programming projects. They all became very fond of me, and I basically ran errands for everyone. On my last day, they surprised me. They all contributed money for me, and it was more than N100k From it I bought my first laptop which I used to build the EduPortal.

@Munalozy Lmao! I raise you "pause sharing"

On Hotspot, put phone for 2G network. No cast am. 🤣

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I need to a cleansing of this my algo, na soso arguement everyday.

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@AsidanyaMiracle @MrMekzy_ @osemagnum Saw S1 yesterday, I hope it ends well. Recommend more pls

@MrMekzy_ @osemagnum Lioness Special ops ❤️

Can someone please recommend a Netflix show that's actually addictive, the kind that makes people stay up all night and finish season one in one sitting?

Hi there My name is Oyejobi Israel Timileyin... but you can simply call me OIT(yh, it's the same thing) I am a final year nursing student at OAU. Outside school, I love to write as copywriting and storytelling, among many other things in the tech world.

@DannymaxRn There is a ship sailing atm. I am waiting to see it

The society mentality and broken system over here won't accept this 😫💔.

@bludwithstyle Nobody dey even care about safett anymore 🙃

i no fit concentrate for class 😭😭😭

@germanlang25 Time to go "danke"😀

Congratulations Seyi Funmiii🥳 Should you want a job as a teacher of Deutsch , don’t hesitate to dm us !!

Doctor: swallow these tablets after a meal University student :