Kamande

Literary me after saying the dumbest shit known to man, “ama namna gani my fren”😭😂

@ivymuthe Mkiona boychild akiwim mnakua na shida sana.

Someoneto tell Kartelo that this is Radio , not Obinna TV. Why is he using so many gestures? Before you throw stones, I actually listened to the show with Caroline Mkamburi and Kartelo — the boy is actually good! That said, Kartelo has never stepped foot in a media class. He’s one of hundreds of radio personalities running drive shows who don’t even know the basic definition of media. If you’re studying a media course, focus on practical skills and come to social media platforms — that’s where we eat!

Guys am going to be a father congratulations to me 🥺🥺🥺❤️

My phone just filmed a 3 hour documentary about life inside my pocket.

I cannot emphasize enough how important it is to lie to your coworkers

@Samuel_Shirutsi @miss_tama 😂😂😂 Wacha kuherehere

@miss_tama Me thinks gari iko Kenya What the fvck

I’m selling my IST repaint and recently replaced engine (put a new one 2NZ) very neat condition…highest bid takes it 🥲 DM for any questions 😅

“To be happy you must eliminate two things: The fear of a bad future and The memory of a bad past.” - Seneca

@POTENTdynamics 😂😂😂 True lakini tunauziwa colored water in the name of coolant

Why you should always use coolant instead of water in your engine⚙️🧰😮‍💨

@CaptainDominicO Tell him to stop smoking weed

Afande Denno is winning big, and it’s all from hard work and smart hustle. Every day, he wakes up early and sets up his biashara. The fire is hot, the maize is ready, and the customers keep coming. What started as a small hustle has now turned into something serious. Denno now sells more than 500 maindi choma every single day. Just imagine that. From morning to evening, people line up for his roasted maize because it’s tasty, well prepared, and always fresh. On each maize, he makes a profit of 35 bob. It may look small, but when you multiply it by over 500 pieces, it adds up fast. In a day, he is now making more than Ksh 17,500. That is not luck. That is consistency. Customers trust him. They know they will get quality. They tell their friends, and the crowd keeps growing. His spot is always busy, full of life, full of energy. Afande Denno is a clear example that biashara ndogo ndogo can change your life. You don’t need a big office or huge capital. Just dedication, good service, and patience. From maize to money, Denno has shown that every hustle matters.

@Joemarcu1 They don't!!!

funny enough women low-key love shy guys.

@TungMoswo @CopShakurkihara Wah si mko emotional 😂😂 ata hamuwezi elewa point

@CopShakurkihara The billions that Uruhu stole could be enough to treat everyone in the country

Sam Kitiki is suffering from cancer because of bad governance and Corruption, He is just one of the many, Serikali inatumaliza. Kenyans are consuming unsafe,fake,and substandard goods.Mmeona vile Mafuta bandia zinaingia left right and centre,hivyo ndio unsafe products zinaingia. The work of KEBS is to test and make sure products that get into the country meet the required standards before it reaches consumers. Sam Kitiki bought supplements that made him get cancer,how did it pass KEBS test? Watu wanahongana, just for their products to get certification marks,tukizitumia they harm us. We pay taxes and the Government should protect us.

@ARUMKOS @CopShakurkihara You are too emotional he didn't mention Ruto he just called out the institution of government that maintains standards.

@CopShakurkihara He clearly fed 9n carcinogens for more than 5yrs to impress whomever..... Blame Kibaki and Uhuru governments first..... but coming here to blame Ruto for this is the most illiterate mentality. He should be teaching people on the side effects of using whatever he was taking.

if you gave up on me while i was getting my shit together .. i appreciate you

Ukikula indomie alafu uingie koroga

Your parents have been married for close to 30 years. You don’t see them as role models for marriage, but two social media couples who got married and divorced in less than two years are making you scared to get married. You see that you don’t have sense.

@Urunzii It's a skill issue

Engine rebuilds are way better than buying a second hand engine. You get basically a new engine for a fraction of the cost a similar engine,The performance & consumption gets 10 times better. Get someone who knows to rebuild though or it will be a money pit.

@onjolo_kenya Let's wait for propaganda machinery to interpret it using emotions.

UPDATE: Finance Bill 2026 has been introduced, bringing notable changes across multiple tax areas. Some of the proposed updates include: Tax Filing Deadline: The deadline for filing tax returns is set to be reduced from the last day of the sixth month to the last day of the fourth month after the end of a person’s year of income. This means individuals and companies with a December year end will now file by 30 April. Mitumba Traders: Importers of second hand clothing will be required to pay income tax based on a deemed profit of five percent of the customs value. This tax must be settled before the goods are released at importation. CGT: It is proposed that any sale of shares by a non resident that derive value from Kenya or result in a change of control of a Kenyan company will be subject to tax. This will capture offshore share transactions where there is a link to a Kenyan entity. Taxation of Trust Income: Income received by a trustee, executor, or administrator will be treated as the income of that trustee. Once the trustee has paid tax on the trust’s chargeable income, beneficiaries will not be required to pay additional tax on the same income, simplifying trust taxation. VAT Exemptions: Items such as mobile phones, electric motorcycles, electric bicycles, solar batteries, electric buses, and battery electric cooking stoves are proposed to be exempt from VAT. However, any input VAT previously claimed on unsold exempt stock will need to be reversed. Virtual Assets: Providers of virtual asset services will be required to submit annual returns containing user information. Kenya may also engage in cross border data sharing agreements on cryptocurrency transactions, signaling a move toward full regulation and taxation of digital assets. Tax Amnesty: A tax amnesty is proposed for penalties and interest on liabilities incurred up to 31 December 2025, provided that the principal tax is paid by 31 December 2026. VAT Record Keeping and Refund Period: The period for maintaining VAT records and claiming refunds is proposed to increase from two years to three years. EAC Goods Not Treated as Imports: Goods originating from East African Community partner states that meet the rules of origin will not be treated as imports for purposes of excise duty. Interchange Fees: Interchange and merchant service fees arising from card transactions are proposed to be explicitly classified as management or professional fees, making them subject to withholding tax. This follows previous litigation where the tax authority did not succeed, and represents an effort to clearly bring these fees within the taxable category.

@eltoowavy Vigro Deep sound check

songs where the sound moves from one earphone to the other >>

@BalogunSonia4 All women 😂😂😂

Guys, do you prefer older women or younger women? 🤔

The day a blind man sees, the first thing he throws away is the stick that has helped him all his life. —African Proverb—