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@Coxie_rs I mean, I have some faith that he would come back with the moose dead. Bros asking all the right questions 😂 “Is the moose angry” ffs 😂😂😂

the team answers a hypothetical about a moose

@ReleasedH @GBPolitcs Shut up 😂 You can’t even post on twitter without a fake account, absolute retard

@GBPolitcs White people are WEAK and believe they can vote their way out of it. You NEED to start to FIGHT government, and I mean with a GUILLOTINE. Give government a REASON to listen, and give invaders a reason to LEAVE. And the only reason that works is BLOODSHED.

🚨NEW: The Belfast attacker was granted a 5-year visa by the UK government

@KingCondor69 Backseat driver, stfu

Gnomonkey, #2 pick, top PvMer, has spent 5 hours doing DT1...

@EllieeGee @Uber @McDonaldsUK Fairs. I never order from uber eats as the food is either cold or wrong. I’ve had your same issue several times and I’ve never used it again since. Most annoying thing ever

@ThatsDeranged @Uber @McDonaldsUK you assumed wrong and i don’t drive, so that’ll be why x

Disgusting service from @Uber @McDonaldsUK Worked 18 hour shift today, back home 2:30am, ordered Mcdonald’s for tea. Entirely wrong order delivered - completely inedible for me. Customer service said nothing they can do, no refund, despite picture proof, and ended the chat on me

@Gozyecowris @SteelDamas @AdealAlabdullah L2 spell fucktard

@SteelDamas @AdealAlabdullah It dose

شخص يضع المرجوانا في الشاي لأصدقائه 😂 شاهدوا ماذا حصل لهم 😂😂

@JerryGabri42209 It can’t be the fact that you’re smoking weed all the time.. It has to be anything other than that, right? 😂😂😂

I need to buy marijuana directly from a grower bc this dispensary weed got me feeling strange

@SeanA4417 @KhanSaba1278 Sausage guy

@KhanSaba1278 Police should've been called and an official noise complaint issued. I also would've considered turning the water sprayer for 'the lawn' or blast some dearh metal on the outdoor stereo... There are options to use to not have have to deal with BS like this.

I need to talk about my neighbors because I have been holding this in for too long. They had a birthday party this weekend. For one of their kids. In their backyard. I counted six children and two adults. There were balloons. There was a cake on a folding table. It lasted maybe two hours in the middle of the afternoon. And I am sorry but who is going to tell people that you cannot just do this. The noise. Six children making the sound that six children make. For two hours. On a Saturday. I had things I wanted to do in my own home and instead I had to listen to a party I was not invited to and would not have attended anyway. The cars. Two extra cars parked on the street near my house. On the public street, yes, but near my house, which means in front of the area I consider to be my general zone. And the balloons. One of them came loose and drifted into my yard and I had to be the one to deal with a stray balloon on my own property because of a party that had nothing to do with me. They did not warn me. No note, no heads up, no hey we are having a small thing on Saturday. They just decided to have a celebration in a yard that shares a fence with mine and let me find out about it by hearing it. If you are going to host an event, even a small one, the neighbors should be consulted. We share an environment. My Saturday is part of that environment and they spent it without asking. I am aware some people will say it was just a kids birthday party. To those people I would say it is never just anything when it affects the people around you.

@caffyhank Happened to mine.. Had to get the USB-C port changed on my iPhone. Check inside your charging port, if you see blue, it’s fucked. Corrosion, it will need changing. If no blue, let it dry! 🤟🏽

Never had this much bad luck in me life this is why isolate

@SnoopR0cket @dirktoucher Wack advice, take a heroic dose and remodel yourself 😍

@dirktoucher Weed always made me super anxious. Shrooms always made me feel super peaceful and warm. Like looking at the world with fresh eyes. Just don’t go overboard on the dose, start small.

should i try shrooms if i freak out on weed or will i die

@SAVAGERX23 Damn. Buy the car back and sell it for 4 and take the loss

Got humbled by a facebook marketplace buyer today

@Banks @Sidemen “How can I make this news about me”

You guys were the blueprint. There would be no FaZe without KSI or Sidemen. I can’t tell you how many times, in how many meetings I would refer to how great you guys were and how we should aspire to be like Sidemen. You guys and your content inspired not only myself, but an entire generation. Thank you.

@tkara_o @g36248677 LMFAO

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@jihadbian I don’t think Declan would cheat on his family

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@gimpymanhands @Jenny_1884 I mean, we’re all controlled by a small country surrounded by Arab countries 🤓 We all look stupid

@Jenny_1884 You’re just further along, and frankly at this point you look like collective cowards. Having said that, i imagine Americans will take it like cowards as well; we already do.

Does anyone else think that the UK is being used as a test case because you don’t hear of other countries treating their people as badly as we are being treated? At what point do we say enough is enough?

@lembitopik If you introduce a bunch of people who hardly have sun to more sun, they suffer more. People in Spain are used to that said sun.. Are you ok pal?

If 30 Celsius in UK needs a “Red Heat Alert,” why hasn’t everyone in Spain left or suffered health problems?

@B0aty What a grifter

Subathon to recover losses from a singular night in a London hotel. Each sub is +1 second. 100 gifted is +1 minute. Need a 45 hour stream to break even. Fat wallets only 🟣Twitch.tvb0aty 🟢kick.comb0aty

@LBC Blokes full of shit. How can I make HS2 about me? Be gone, you weird nobody

'They lost it? How can they lose something so enormous?' James O'Brien reacts as caller Gareth reveals that he's supplied the 'exact same order' to the same HS2 site three times... and it's £25k a pop.

@__YoThatsEJ So cool bro, where do I buy your course, you twerp

Ngl If you lock in on your content day 1 of GTA 6 release you can make hundreds of thousands of dollars in the first couple weeks. You will be able to change your life overnight bro

@manyrauk @Ryanair You’re what’s wrong with society. Mind your own business, dickhead