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@ropz would you consider using my AK for a major?

Released in 1983, "Burning Down the House" by the Talking Heads, and sung by David Byrne, was critically panned by dads everywhere for not being called "Byrning Down the House"

Halo: Combat Evolved was released closer to the original release of Pac-Man than today

If the weight of all the human effort spent doing taxes in the US each year were beset upon the people responsible for making that situation so, they would be crushed into nothing but dust, and they would deserve it

My parents went from not speaking to me for a week after finding out I'd smoked weed in college to reminding me that smoking wasn't allowed but weed gummies were totally fine at our AirBnB

United Airlines; When You're Here, You're Cattle

@ThatBraxGuy 🤔 Weird how you never see Elon publicly firing the people that make him look like such an ass

@knowledge_fight I have great respect for Knowledge Fight

For reasons that may not be difficult to guess, our Friday episode will be a little late getting released. Look for it in the afternoon hours. Life is very fragile.

Tune into the official @Reddit #Extralife charity stream as they check out #Duelyst2! twitch.tv/reddit

TripActions might just be the worst piece of garbage software I've ever had to interact with Seriously, hire someone who at least made it to the midterms of a Ux design class

If Jude Law ever shows up in a Marvel movie, they will have captured both of the Sherlocks and Watsons

I have been CURSED with the knowledge that there exists a 25th anniversary edition laser disc of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory with the bonus feature of an audio track with the song vocals removed so you can sing them yourself. I believe doing so summons the ghost of Gene

Someone's been signing up to stuff using my work email as a throwaway email and it only just occurred to me that I could use this to mess with them

Want to know how we finished Cook's Assistants in 6 seconds? Hop in our Quest Speedrunning Discord! Join the strategizing: discord.gg/m3AaNEWJax

@ThatBraxGuy In that case, congratulations on being the reason Musk won't buy Twitter

Am.. am I a bot?

@katystoll What's this I hear about backyard wrestling?

#Duelyst2 card reveals begin today until the first public network test on July 29th! Check back here each day at 4PM UTC for more previews of the revamped core set. For more news and sneak peaks, join our Discord: discord.gg/duelyst

@FZOSRS What a terrible day to have eyes

if her pussy don’t taste like what i imagine a prayer potion tastes like, i don’t want it

@ThatBraxGuy People might wear masks more if they reduced the risk of catching these hands

Covid got hands

Twitter makes me feel like the woman that built the "Yelp, but for people" app was just ahead of her time