Three Eyed Raven

If Arya refers to her new pet as "My Little Pony", maladjusted 25 yr old men in tight shirts will show up and try to cuddle her. No, really.

All of this delicious barbecue and not a single Wildling brought any sauce? Clearly The North doesn't always remember. #AYFKM #plebians

Heard about that new statue in King's Landing. Joffrey standing on a dead wolf...perfect. I can't wait to decorate it WITH MY SHIT.

So...the dragons are...bigger. #FML

@SuddenlySandor Winner, winner chicken dinner, indeed.

The Red Wedding was a tragedy, but Sansa letting those lemon cakes go to waste? An ABOMINATION.

No necklace for Loras? Come on, even Sansa got a necklace. Anyone marrying a Lannister should at LEAST get a necklace. It blocks the sword.

Oh, Cersei. . .GrandMaester Pycelle might smell like dead cats, but it takes rotten pussy to know one.

Keep it up, Joffrey. Papa's got a brand new pimp hand to slap the blond right out of you. #DoItJaimeDoIt

So proud of Arya today. She handled #TwoSwords all by her little self! ("Whatver. I call that a Saturday night" - Loras)

Hung out w/ nothing but pigeons during my vacay. Damn pizza crusts & burrito bits ruined my bowels. Oh, I'm ready to #TakeTheThrone, alright

Finally back in the Weirwood! #WinterIsComing, & with any luck, I will be, too, in short order. A new dove is nesting nearby...

@Tyrion_Halfman I know not; much like Loras Tyrell, I'm always in it for the worm.

So @HodorWinterfell is not a wolf, after all. He's a bear. I'm infinitely delighted by this. #Hodor #Pride #imusthaveblinkedandmissedthat

Promiscuous birds produce genetically stronger offspring, study shows ow.ly/ozhNs via @CBSNews

So this has been going on in the woods this summer: youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_… . I think I see @MaesterPycelle ...Winter, please come back. #FML

@tanyasm73 I do so like the way you snack me. #delicious

@Mrpeterdinklage I see SOMEONE is bringing hot dogs to the picnic.

@GhostTheWolf And when you play Yahtzee, you just die every time.

Gods, it's hot here. Methinks Winter is decidedly NOT COMING. #GameOfThrones #Summer #Denied