Andrew Johnson

Filters are cool but an alarm clock really gets it done.

@chambo365 .

Hi @iamspecialized I love my new Haul ST but am missing some screws….

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Ok, let’s try this out. If you like skiing for free and want to do it in Middlebury, VT, check out the grooming reports for Ralph’s Run over on the IG: instagram.com/ralphsrun?igsh…

This stroller is lit

@corkXC @fasttraxproteam Sounds like a good thing to wear while working in my second best shed!

@TheARJ @fasttraxproteam How do you feel about a red track suits?

@corkXC Do you even want to know what the accumulated storage fees are on this? Compounding interest, bro.

@Kenny_Mayne Donated.

If you read the letter I just read from a vet wounded in Afghanistan while trying to evacuate wounded…… Anyway…what else are we doing on a Wednesday…besides getting someone out of pain…. Read our story and maybe support Runfreely.org

A cat would never…

Today’s edition of “Legends Named Bill”.

The wife’s in Finland, so I’ll eat pie and ice cream. Real ice cream. With real cream. From a cow. With all of its glorious lactose.

@andrew_gardner #gravelboner

Good at football, better at environmentalism.

As an @Airbnb host I’m finally realizing my dreams and am able to combine my interests in the folding sciences and the cleaning arts while using my ample social graces. It’s a perfect fit.

@rogermknight Plus I still have all 5” of vertical

@TheARJ Strong take to the hole. Same as when you were in your prime so, technically you do still have it.

Don’t ever let them tell you that you don’t still have it.

What most people don’t know is that being a clean athlete is a huge job. Knowing the rules, following the rules, filling out whereabouts for years and making sure no prohibited substances make it into our bodies. I don’t make them but I’ll stick to the rules to be #cleanathlete

Don’t you even think about it. You’re underage.