ship ⚡️

@BarstoolChief You’re right. I wouldn’t wanna draft first this year. Those d-men between 3-7 are where it’s at

I don't have a strong opinion on McKenna v Stenberg. I'd probably lean Stenberg at this point, but I'd be very happy with either. Draft really starts at #3. Probably just go BPA if the Blackhawks pick 3rd. If it's a right shot D then so be it.

Steve Simmons from the top of the steel cage. Holy Christ

A much needed Max Domi buyout will not be happening anytime soon

DAVE LETTERMAN: Paul, the New York Mets have lost 12 straight now. Yikes. PAUL SHAFFER: The NL East. DAVE LETTERMAN: Right now, the hookers in Times Square are offering a Mets special where they just leave you stranded in scoring position. PAUL SHAFFER: *plays “Centerfield”*

KEITH PELLEY: Have you thought of trading Matthew Knies to the Habs? BRAD TRELIVING: For who? KEITH PELLEY (looking at ChatGPT on his phone): Guy Lafleur.

@dustyturfburger @GrokBabaX @TheQoQs @grok Ain’t no way she that limber

Facts!

@mferreriptbokaw Is his riding in Europe?

Buttttt Mark Carney said affordability is the best it’s been in over a decade?! 🤷‍♀️ Maybe he should visit his riding?

Okay. Fire Pelley too

Death. Taxes. Blue Jays Bullpen Implosion

@AreOhEssEyeEe If you don’t see any leaks, your brake pads might be worn out

@dustyturfburger @DailyLoud Dirty tactic but effective!!

Homeowner waits until construction job is nearly finished, then calls ICE on 6 workers she allegedly owes $10,000 to, she even helps agents detain them.

@dustyturfburger @LucieLou08 @CanadiensMTL OTH

Slaf 2.0 #GoHabsGo

@dustyturfburger @burnsieoriginal For the low price of $2000!!!

Burnsie wants. 🔥

@dustyturfburger @VivaLaStool King Fragrance

@dustyturfburger @tBushGaming JERRRRAY

Jerry played college baseball???

@sportslogosnet 10/10

A closer look at the new Titans uniforms, Oilers roots with Nashville details. Hit or miss? Our coverage: news.sportslogos.net/2026/03/12/tit… #TitanUp #NFL

@dustyturfburger @KirkLubimov Rinse and repeat

A perfect day in Canada: 6:00 wake up 6:30 have toast with butter that almost melts. 7:00 leave for work earlier for incase another semi driver slammed into something creating traffic. 8:00 swing by Tim Horton's, repeat your order 4 times. 8:30 get to work and immediately start with land acknowledgments chants. 13:00 have ketchup chips for lunch. 13:30 post on Facebook about how Donald Trump ruined Canada. Enjoy the satisfaction of getting likes from boomers and a couple bots. Great success. 15:00 spent an hour at HR after misgendering your genderfluid-4 spirited- furry co-worker who identified as a gay giraffe today. 16:00 it's pay day! Open pay stub feel relieved that over 40% of your income went to taxes knowing it pays for welfare of non-Canadians somewhere. 17:00 finish another good day at work trying to navigate the latest red tape impacting your company. 18:30 nothing much for dinner as groceries are too expensive. You order a $8 kids happy meal and pay $23 for it. Open the wrapper to see a bite taken out. It's ok, you understand. 19:30 watch CBC, feel better you were right about Donal Trump. 21:00 get comfy on the couch for a good sleep as you had to rent your bedroom out to afford rent.

@KPapetti I wouldn’t give these clowns the satisfaction of getting another coach fired. Ride it out baby

How many goals do the Leafs have to give up tonight for this to be Berube's last game? 7? 10? 12?

@S_Rob85 Well done

Who cares we got Kadri!