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@englishcounties With northern Britain being purely Celtic, i,e, the Picts were NOT Germanic.

The British are a Germanic-Celtic people.

@snnsports_ Why?

Popular opinion 🗣️”Hearts winning the league will be the best thing to happen in Scottish football for over 20 years” 🏆🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Penicillin: Antibiotics Saved over 500 million lives across the world. 500 MILLION PEOPLE (and counting) Television Telephone MRI scanner Refrigerator ATM Hypodermic syringe Pneumatic tyre Fingerprinting Flushing toilet Colour photographs Disposable contact lens Mammal cloning...

Can you name one thing Scotland gave to the world..?

@GaelicRoadSign Oawft! 😂 Because MI5 dae a wee daft joab of Intelligence gathering ya fuckin' spanker.

Why is the whole of the UK's terror alert raised to 'Severe' because a just released mentally ill cunt stabbed some people.?

Glasgow subway is sooooo small

@jordanpbanks Big Bang Theory, It starts really good and gets better every season and honestly becomes brilliant about halfway through. The character development is insane from the first season to the last. Git it binged!

Looking for recommendations for a 30 minute sitcom after finishing off Modern Family. Something I haven't seen before, so thinking The Office, Dad's Army, Only Fools and Horses. Are these actually worth watching? Any other suggestions would be appreciated.

@CRobertsonUK @45johnferguson Does that mean the puddles are gay themselves or to enter them bestows the bather in gayness? We need clarification on this. Call a new meeting and test the fucking water.

@45johnferguson Dont think ye kin call them fairies pools noo, there was a whole HR with full staff meeting about it. They have to be called gay puddles.

No such thing as the "fairy pools of Glencoe". Absolutely made up. We need to stop people Disneyfying our country.

@45johnferguson Been in there 3 or 4 times (4th was to dook ma taes) I have defo heard, from multiple people, them being described as "the fairy pools of Glencoe" Things change! The Loch Ness monster was never called Nessie before the 1900s and Wellington didnae come wae a cone oan his heid.

@SilAbusALT @angloid0 Nothing Scottish really makes it's way into Tolkien's masterpiece unfortunately, so not British.

@angloid0 Indeed

British mythology should be taught in school.

@RFCBojam @akindology Why?

@akindology Awful stadium

They added a 🇬🇧

@jamiegreeneUK You're still a fucking fanny.

For the avoidance of doubt: I own one one-bedroom tenement in Greenock. One car. No yachts And have no staff. I don’t consider wealth the only measure of success. My family and I are grateful for what we have. That’s the stark difference between the two boys from Greenock.

@NotoriousBAG_ @Geesmith1872 You're a mongo

@Geesmith1872 Boasting about having a boat in a cost of living crisis, owning 5/6 houses when there’s a housing crisis and people can’t afford to buy due to land lord vultures. Sounds like an ow goal to me when you’re campaigning for the working persons vote.

A tremendous own goal

@STVNews Well done him

The leader of Reform UK in Scotland has said he owns six houses, six boats and five cars. news.stv.tv/politics/scott…

Working Class is now a Clan Mentality in Scotland. Everyone chases the money and better life but if/when they get it they must let you know how hard had it was 'in their day' and how they are still 'one of you' Their money and privilege will always be 'working class' in order to fit in with the scheme.

#stvdebate When did Scots start to despise anyone who has worked hard and succeeded in life. We should all aspire to improve our lives, our communities and country. Greers contempt for success is worrying. He had little life experience or vision. Green and SNP out

@Tartan_GHopper Sick of this cunt as well, something needs to be done.

Just be clear to everyone especially this imbecile on the 1315 Edinburgh train from Glasgow, it isnt acceptible to have a speakerphone meeting on a train

@Real_David_Deal @laralogan You have won an ice lolly, go and collect your prize son

@laralogan Where are they when we need them?

If King Charles is not going to apologize, why is he here?

@laralogan You must be new to UK Monarchs being guests to the US. Fucking uneducated cunt.

@Baumann_Mac @Aub42BB @noradhominem @3YearLetterman Took a shit load of heat here 😂 Do they just hate Brits? 🤣🤣

I literally cannot name one thing that Great Britain does better than America

What we currently do better: Authors. Democracy. Football. Music (what we taught you, you made hip hop) Universal Healthcare: The National Health Service (NHS) Mandatory Paid Leave: By law, almost all workers in the UK are entitled to at least 28 days of paid annual leave Gun Safety: Strictly regulated firearms.

@bevkingmelo @EndWokeness You don't understand the UK structure if you think that's right 😂😂

@EndWokeness except the difference is that king charles is a king with no power whatsoever and lives a happy life white trump is a president trying to be a king and control every aspect of america

"NO KINGS" crowd greets King Charles with a standing ovation