@JohanSlattavik Og det verste var at han brukte feil pronomen i tillegg!
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Andre Lauritzen 🇸🇯
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Andre Lauritzen 🇸🇯
@TheAndrelaur
Happily married Norwegian Crypto Currency and tech addict, with a rude sense of humor. Commentary in English, or Norwegian!
Norway Katılım Ağustos 2014
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Jeg mener dette faktisk er dyreplageri. Den lille muldvarpen er livredd. Dette er ikke «søtt» innhold.
Nature Unedited@NatureUnedited
Ever seen a mole digging a hole? Well, here you go. Pretty cute too
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Maybe I’m in the minority and I’m just completely desensitized due to breastfeeding for as long as I have but I genuinely don’t see anything wrong with this
Liberta Cherguia 🇪🇺@MbarkCherguia
This woman’s receiving backlash for breastfeeding her (kind of old) child inside a restaurant on Mother’s Day, where other patrons were also trying to enjoy their Mother’s Day and meals with loved ones. What do you think? Did she deserve the backlash?
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It’s been a pretty rough winter here, and I had a roof that needed another layer.
I called a roofer to add a layer, look what this scammer did! He damaged my roof then tried to say this was unsafe and needed to be removed!
I fired him and will be suing.
Be careful landlords!
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We are doing a scientific research right now and we need your honest answer (for males only): which coordinates do you piss in?
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@espenteigen På et tidspunkt er vi nødt til å slutte å bli overrasket. Det finnes lovlige alternativer til det vi opplever i dag, og de bør utforskes. Mange kjeltringer mange veier og oss vanlige folk betaler for det.
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Dette er ren kjeltringvirksomhet. Rett før midnatt, når avgiftslettelsene trer i kraft, setter de opp prisene. Ren svindel fra disse selskapene.
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@lauvnes DET VAR IKKE DERES PENGER I UTGANGSPUNKTET!
klovneverden!
Folk har glemt det er VÅRT land, og ressursene er VÅRE! Vi er ikke gjester i regjeringens og politikernes land!
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De får det nesten til å høre ut som om staten blir frastjålet 6.7 milliarder.
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@trondbie Nei, ser ikke noen grunn til at det skulle skje. Men sier det litt stille så ikke IRGC får det med seg ;)
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eh.. 3500 for ground invasion? gimme a break.
for det trenger man 100 000 om ikke mer
BRICS News@BRICSinfo
JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 3,500 US troops officially arrive in the Middle East as the United States prepares for a ground invasion in Iran.
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@KSkogholt Høres ut som om du forsvarer fordelene med religiøst diktatur?
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Det ser kanskje ille ut, men når man tenker på at det kan føre til at hun kan vokse opp i et samfunn der hun kan gå i miniskjørt og ha konto på Onlyfans, så er det verdt det.
HatsOff@HatsOffff
Little girl in Iran pulled from the rubble after US-Israeli strike
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@Knutingsen "Du" gjør livet veldig komplisert for deg selv dersom du noen gang trenger å omgås andre mennesker og møte opp på riktig klokkeslett.
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nei, «vi» stilte ikke klokken en time frem i natt. noen av oss velger faktisk å tenke selv og følger ikke saueflokken blindt i ett og alt. jeg har mitt eget klokkeslett og trives godt med det
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@sihleri Then perhaps you should migrate to bluesky with the rest of the epsteiners.
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@AngelMD1103 What an ego trip. Let's hope this guy didn't get in any trouble.
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This got awkward FAST… ⚖️
During a remote court hearing, an IT technician tried to fix an audio issue and casually joked it was a “false alarm.” But the judge didn’t take it lightly at all—he immediately asked to speak to the technician’s supervisor.
What seemed like a small comment quickly turned into a tense moment in court.
Do you think the judge overreacted, or should professionalism be taken that seriously in a setting like this?
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@utbytteprinsen @Lars_P_Haga Fantastisk at det er mulig å komme med en sånn setning. Kan noen forklare han han hvor mange millimeter et objekt av den størrelsen kan bevege seg i atmosfære før det brenner opp, om det hadde nærmet seg halvparten av lysets hastighet?
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@Microinteracti1 Some things never change. Germany has a fantastic tendency of committing strategic suicide. Guess it's hubris.
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Trump is considering pulling US troops out of Germany.
So here’s a suggestion for Europe: don’t wait. Close the bases yourselves. If America wants to go home, shake hands and lock the gate behind them. Because if Washington wants to bomb Iran directly from US soil, they’re welcome to try. A B-2 bomber flying from Missouri to Tehran and back is roughly 20,000 kilometers. That’s a lot of jet fuel for a war Europe was never asked to join.
Stay connected,
Follow Gandalv @Microinteracti1
ADAM@AdameMedia
The world is burning. We are on the brink of financial ruin. And the clown is dancing.
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@PeterLBrandt @Vivek4real_ Find someone who loves you as much as Peter hates bullish BTC charts.
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@RoyalistW You don't know the darkness. It envelops EVERYTHING and you know (in the darkest moments, not feel, or think - KNOW for a personal absolute fact) that things will never be okay and there is no light in the world for you. This is the disease... be glad you don't get it...
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Suicide is an act I can not understand
If you have given up on life then there is no reason to fear death much less anything else.
Quite your job, wander the world, live in the woods, etc, etc.
You might as well risk it all if you’re ready to throw it all away anyhow.
𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆟 𓆝@P0lyblank
If suicide isnt the answer what is
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@RekklesLoL every time I see the clip of you asking if people hate playing with you, it actually hurts! I wish you knew how much me and many others have appreciated you for years and years.
Coming from a low elo player it doesn't matter, but everyone loves you!
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@HegeKrHult Vi er så heldige som får leve i denne tiden. Elsker hvordan han troller de som hater han så grenseløst. Og de faller for det igjen og igjen 😁
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