The_Angry_Angiographer

@Matt_Pinner Hook

Name a famous captain

@oelma__ Juice

Remove one item from this breakfast. What are you removing?

@lady_valor_07 Elizabeth

Vintage old lady name for this DOG please

@Matt_Pinner $17… I like even numbers.

Be HONEST

🤣 @Delta I was not expecting to hear an instrumental cover of “abcdefu” while waiting to push back.

You just worked a 16 hour shift and you come home to this What do you do?

“Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it” —Steven Wright Convenient how life’s lessons seem to arrive just after the test… Make mistakes, reflect, learn, continue.

“If you want to work from home, that’s fine - you can work somewhere else. I work from home - on Saturdays and Sundays” Jamie Dimon CEO of JPMorgan Chase

@ElonMuskAOC 104

If you can solve this complex problem you deserve a job at SpaceX

@Yuk0nC0rnelius1 @KurtSaxonJr @sweatystartup Waste of time. Go play a game, not watch others play.

@KurtSaxonJr @sweatystartup One game last more than two hours lol

When my daughter starts dating, I’ll give her the following advice. Avoid men who: 1) play video games 2) sports bet 3) vape 4) can’t handle their booze Several others are important. But avoiding these increases the odds of finding a good spouse exponentially.

@KurtSaxonJr @sweatystartup honestly. People will make fun of you for playing a game for hours then spend an entire weekend afternoon watching sports and drinking beer on the couch...

@sweatystartup Or spends more than 2 hours a week watching professional sports on TV.

@athometrave1er @HussainShafiei @joerogan

@HussainShafiei @joerogan So Ukraine should just give up its land to Russia?

Every single person in the whole world should be as angry as @joerogan is right now, everyone.

@UniverseIce Apples to Oranges…

Are you going to buy iPhone 16 Pro Max, or are you going to wait for Galaxy S25 Ultra?

@TheOnlyDSC He should hookup with @MarkRober

This kid has a TikTok channel where he tries to sell a fake PS5 to blacks in the ghetto. Literally every single one just steals it from him. One even took his flip flops too. 🩴

@sweatystartup Absolutely right! This is why my house doesn't have Christmas lights. Forwarding to my wife...🫡

A grown man who makes over $150k a year should never climb a ladder or get on a roof. You can pay somebody $30 an hour to take that risk for you. A fall is a top 10 life risk and can mess up everything. Stupidity.

@BrettFromDJ But... What was your gross revenue? And what percentage went to stripe?

I paid $87,625.45 in Stripe fees last year. There's gotta be a better way.

@greg16676935420 😂

If someone offered you $1,000 but you had to spend it all in 24 hours, could you do it?

@JohnLewisEU @elonmusk

Today I found out that @elonmusk was bank rolling the Orange Fascist to the tune of $45 million a month. Today I also cancelled my blue tick.

@greg16676935420 Sleepy Joe

There’s absolutely nothing better than jumping into a pile of pillows after a long day

@PicturesFoIder Why did you choose field wire fencing? That’s how it’s made to keep smaller animals out with smaller openings at the bottom.

I think it’s time for him to find a new wife 😬😬