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Another reason to not take ESPN serious about anything footy related.

🚨 Viktor Gyokeres is the Premier League’s most clinical striker right now! All competitions (Arsenal 2025/26): 16 goals from 28 shots on target → 1.75 SOT per goal( 57.1% conversion) Premier League only: 11 goals from just 17 SOT→ 1.55 SOT per goal (64.7% conversion) PL Striker Rankings SOT per goal (10+ goals): 1. Gyokeres– 1.55 2. Ekitiké – 1.73 3. João Pedro – 1.86 4. Thiago – 1.95 5. Haaland – 2.23 He’s converting chances at an elite rate ,better than anyone in the league. Lethal! ⚽🔥

@FabrizioRomano Real talk, would he fit in at Arsenal? I need some x tacticos to let me know your thoughts.

🚨🇧🇷 No release clause is included into Bruno Guimarães deal at Newcastle for this summer. £100m clause expired in June 2024, no longer valid. Any deal would take a negotiation with #NUFC amid links of recent days. 🎥➕ youtu.be/Phpg3Xo3328

You’re worse than Arteta

The amount of people that took this so serious is hilarious 😂 This would bag goals for fun and probably leak goals for fun.

I need this like in need air.

@DataMB_ Goretzka to Arsenal on a free will bang.

🇪🇺 Top 7 League Midfielders : Pass completion % 🥇 A. Pavlović (Bayern München, 21) — 94.39 🥈 F. de Jong (Barcelona, 28) — 94.2 🥉 Vitinha (PSG, 26) — 93.81 🏅 S. Lobotka (Napoli, 31) — 93.68 🏅 J. Gorby (Sporting Braga, 23) — 93.51 📊 datamb.football

@SimplyUtd @CraigHope_DM No lie, he would ball at United

🚨 Reports of Manchester United holding talks with Bruno Guimarães have SURPRISED Newcastle. Does he want to leave? That’s for Bruno to say, but nothing so far indicates he does. [@CraigHope_DM]

@EbukaMeansGreat @Biglax007 We cooking this weekend against city. Let’s connect 🤝

Bro to Bro: Make sure you grow your X account.

@SullyTalkz @unitedhan He goes to Newcastle. Tonali goes to Arsenal. Everyone is happy.

Manuel Ugarte is unhappy at #MUFC with his current game time and feels he's not valued. It is becoming increasingly likely that the 24 yo will leave in the summer if the right offer comes in. Full details below: centredevils.co.uk/transfer-news/…

@glny_0 One that bags goals for fun. Also one that leaks goals for fun 😂

@TheArsenalLife what is this formation mate

@xahsss Bagging goals for fun. Leaking goals for fun. Let’s run it.

Get out the kitchen man

@ThurgzFTBL I’d take him in a heartbeat mate

@TheArsenalLife On a free, maybe.. honestly don’t see a world he starts for us!

Tf?

@ThurgzFTBL On a free? Still a no?

@TheArsenalLife Goretzka? Not a chance..

@TheArsenalLife Entertainment value 10/10, title chances 3/10 😂

Love the ambition here but Arteta's never really gone full 3 at the back for sustained periods, even the rare times he's experimented (like 10 mins training before Mansfield), it's been emergency/adaptation stuff. This leaves us way too open vs top sides!

@TheArsenalLife Delete this

@rushyfpl It’s clearly a back 3. It’s not that serious. Chill bruh

Who the fuck is playing right back then dip shit