The Bearded Wonder

November 18, 1999, 2:42 AM. Tonight, we honor the 12 Aggies who tragically passed in the collapse of the Aggie Bonfire. There will be a service held at 2:42 AM at the Bonfire Memorial to remember each Aggie that passed that 26 years ago. If you can, I urge you to attend. Here.

Hey @elonmusk would you join us in the Cybertruck to face the Zombie Apocalypse and re-establish the world?

Let’s get this party started. Got (4) of these mini helmets signed by @JasonKelce. We’ll give away one during each quarter of the game. RT for a chance to win.

One drink, everyone knows the rules. @stoolpresidente @highnoonsunsips

Here’s a message the media doesn’t want you to hear from the @GOP: To black Americans: the media has tried to convince you for decades that Republicans don’t care about your communities. We want for you what we want for every American: safe neighborhoods, clean streets, good jobs, a better life for your children, and a justice system that treats everyone equally – regardless of your skin color or your political beliefs. To every legal immigrant: you’re like my parents. You deserve the opportunity to secure a better life for your children in America. To Gen Z: you’re going to be the generation that actually saves our country. You want to be a rebel? Try calling yourself a conservative. Say you want to get married, have kids, and teach them to pledge allegiance to your country.

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

ROAR & repost to send the 🦁 to the Pro Bowl! 🔁 #ProBowlVote + @MicahhParsons11

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Today kicks off my 12 Days of Texas Christmas giveaways. Three Texas gift ideas that you can win each week! This week: @KalahariResorts, @fbg_castiron, and @PonchoOutdoors. Like and share to win! All winners will be announced on my YouTube Channel at 6pm on December 19th.

Good morning…

My three part calendar plan to unite America: 1. Stop changing the time, no more falling back ever. 2. Day after Halloween is a national holiday. 3. Day after Super Bowl is President’s Day, aka another national holiday. You’re all welcome.

In other news, it gets dark now at 4:30 pm in Nashville. Stop. Changing. The. Time.

“You trying to say Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball?”

I would absolutely watch a show where Deion and the guy on the horse just travel around America together solving crimes and shit.

Positivity is a competitive advantage in business, sports, school, sales and life.

"Dad, I think he's gonna pork her." "He's not gonna pork her, Russ." "I think he's gonna." "He may pork her. Finish your breakfast."

Deion is incredible. This pre-game speech is fantastic: